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  1. nice shots dude
  2. :laughing-smiley-014:
  3. its monday mate.. time for a new topic
  4. Welcome come to the Wisemans cruise this sunday!!
  5. Addison, your avatar makes me want to eat sugar
  6. omg i think ill be in!
  7. delete your avatar completely. then add the new one, if that doesnt work. delete your avatar, then upload the image you are trying to use to some thing like http://imageshack.us then just use the URL to link it across. It tends to work better when you use the URL option, instead of uploading to SAU
  8. Thanks David, I got a front bar today though
  9. Sl!m

    1968 Mustang Gt

    awesome car and shots wilb
  10. i should get it rego'd this weekend!! with dodgey missmatching body kit lol. so I should be in
  11. lol Asians_Are_Funny.wmv Spider_on_Drugs.wmv viera_clip.wmv
  12. i cant beleive this noob stole my postwhore signature pic
  13. na na na na na na na na na na na na na MUFF MAN!!!!!!!1
  14. bump
  15. thats very nice, I was thinking of doing the same thign with my wheels as well
  16. Still cant give feedback? I was able to earlier today
  17. gee, i really look upon plazmaman as great company now..Nice mature replies there buddy.
  18. need one for rego.. in sydney.. dont care what colour, or condition as long as I can mount it on the car..
  19. dude, you have alot of sau tabs lol
  20. Sl!m

    My Photo Diary.

    OoOoOOo how excitment! i love free stuff Thanks mate
  21. oil change Oil Change instructions for Women: q Pull up to Jiffy Lube when the mileage reaches 3000 miles since the last oil change. q Drink a cup of coffee. q 15 minutes later, write a check and leave with a properly maintained vehicle. Money spent: q Oil Change $20.00 q Coffee $1.00 q Total $21.00 Oil Change instructions for Men: 1. Wait until Saturday, drive to auto parts store and buy a case of oil, filter, kitty litter, hand cleaner and a scented tree, write a check for $50.00. 2. Stop by 7-11 and buy a case of beer, write a check for $20, drive home. 3. Open a beer and drink it. 4. Jack car up. Spend 30 minutes looking for jack stands. 5. Find jack stands under kid's pedal car. 6. In frustration, open another beer and drink it. 7. Place drain pan under engine. 8. Look for 9/16" box end wrench. 9. Give up and use crescent wrench. 10. Unscrew drain plug. 11. Drop drain plug in pan of hot oil: splash hot oil on you in process. Cuss. 12. Crawl out from under car to wipe hot oil off of face and arms. Throw kitty litter on spilled oil. 13. Have another beer while watching oil drain. 14. Spend 30 minutes looking for oil filter wrench. 15. Give up; crawl under car and hammer a screwdriver through oil filter and twist off. 16. Crawl out from under car with dripping oil filter splashing oil everywhere from holes. Cleverly hide old oil filter among trash in trash can to avoid environmental penalties. Drink a beer. 17. Buddy shows up; finish case of beer with him. Decide to finish oil change tomorrow so you can go see his new garage door opener. 18. Sunday: Skip church because "I gotta finish the oil change." Drag pan full of old oil out from underneath car. Cleverly dump oil in hole in back yard instead of taking it back to Kragen to recycle. 19. Throw kitty litter on oil spilled during step 18. 20. Beer? No, drank it all yesterday. 21. Walk to 7-11; buy beer. 22. Install new oil filter making sure to apply a thin coat of oil to gasket surface. 23. Dump first quart of fresh oil into engine. 24. Remember drain plug from step 11. 25. Hurry to find drain plug in drain pan. 26. Remember that the used oil is buried in a hole in the back yard, along with drain plug. 27. Drink beer 28. Shovel out hole and sift oily mud for drain plug. Re-shovel oily dirt into hole. Steal sand from kids sandbox to cleverly cover oily patch of ground and avoid environmental penalties. Wash drain plug in lawnmower gas. 29. Discover that first quart of fresh oil is now on the floor. Throw kitty litter on oil spill. 30. Drink beer. 31. Crawl under car getting kitty litter into eyes. Wipe eyes with oily rag used to clean drain plug. Slip with stupid crescent wrench tightening drain plug and bang knuckles on frame. 32. Bang head on floorboards in reaction to step 31. 33. Begin cussing fit. 34. Throw stupid crescent wrench. 35. Cuss for additional 10 minutes because wrench hit fishing trophy. 36. Beer. 37. Clean up hands and forehead and bandage as required to stop blood flow. 38. Beer. 39. Beer. 40. Dump in five fresh quarts of oil. 41. Beer. 42. Lower car from jack stands. 43. Accidentally crush remaining case of new motor oil. 44. Move car back to apply more kitty litter to fresh oil spilled during steps 23 - 43. 45. Beer. 46. Test drive car. 47. Get pulled over: arrested for driving under the influence. 48. Car gets impounded. 49. Call loving wife, make bail. 50. 12 hours later, get car from impound yard. Money spent: q Parts $50.00 q DUI $2500.00 q Impound fee $75.00 q Bail $1500.00 q Beer $40.00 q Total - - $4,165.00 But you know the job was done right!
  22. for 4-6 weeks Id want a free plenum
  23. YOU ARE GETTING MARRIED!!??
  24. you get a car when you sign up to SAUNSW now I got jipped!
  25. Sl!m

    My Photo Diary.

    Hey Adrian, thanks heaps for the feedback mate appreciate it this was the first time I have taken photos of cars that were not just parked at a cruise, and it was kind of rushed, but i definatly learned alot about sun light and shadows from this day
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