A precious little girl walks into a pet shop and asks " Excuthe me.
Do you have any widdle wabbits ? "
As the shopkeeper's heart melts, he gets down on his knees, so that he's
on her level, and he asks " Do you want a widdle white wabbit or a thoft
and
futhy bwack wabbit or, maybe, one like that cute widdle bwown wabbit over
there ?
She, in turn, blushes, rocks on her heels, puts her hands on her knees,
leans forward and whispers .....................
" I don't fink my pet pyfon weally gives a phuk !