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  1. When I did Drivers Ed in the states, they show you Red Asphalt. This movie/doco shows you footage of what happens to people in car accidents. the remains of people that didnt wear seatbelts, heads smashed over the reoad. faces that have smashed up against the windows. Still doesnt do the job though. people still drive the same.
  2. hmmm bad luck. the last 6months I have had, my window smashed, new $2k laptop stolen, car reversed into. snapped timming belt, 4 bent vaulves. tailights , cd player, subs,speakers, spare tyre stolen. Had to replace door as they ***ed the lock, also ***ed the lock on the boot.. sure there is more just cant think of it now.. and that all happened within the last 2 months. except for the window and the laptop.
  3. A mother passing by her daughter's bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then she saw an envelope propped up prominently on the center of the bed. It was addressed, "Mom." With the worst premonition, she opened the envelope and read the letter with trembling hands: Dear Mom, It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new boyfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Dad and you. I've been finding real passion with John and he is so nice, even with all his piercing, tattoos, beard, and his motorcycle clothes. But it's not only the passion mom, I'm pregnant and John said That we will be very happy. He already owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. He wants to have many more children with me and that's now one of my dreams too. John taught me that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone and we'll be growing it for us and trading it with his friends for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want. In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so John can get better; he sure deserves it!! Don't worry Mom, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself. Some day I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to know your grandchildren. Your daughter, Judith PS: Mom, none of the above is true. I'm over at the neighbor's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than my report card that's in my desk center drawer. I love you! Call when it is safe for me to come home.
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    Gym rules

    "It changes into indoor shoes and their clothes are changed in a locker room" LoL sounds like.. "it puts the lotion on its skin"
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    Halo2

    I found a mad little wirless router at harvey norman.. works perfectly. it was like $100 and works as a router or a hub..
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    Halo2

    wicked will have to give that a go over the weekend
  7. click on ur name above ur avatar.. you should be able to figure it out from there
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    Halo2

    finlay got to play for about 30 minutes thismorning and from i saw I really like it, that wasnt live or anything just 1 player... what do I need to play it live besides the internet connevtion router.. do I just need a xbox live account and ethernet cable?
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    bux parties

    haha.. you show them so proudly prank Last year a guy at my old work god tied up by his friends at his buck party, they stripped him down, got a goat.. and let the goat go to work on him.. *shudder* glad I wasnt there to have to see that one
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    Halo2

    fnished work at 9:30 this morning.. caught train from st leonards to parrmatta..bought copy of collectors edition.. caught bus home.. x box still packed up from move.. so I thought Ill get it out when I wake up and have a play.. woke up at 11pm.. now back at work I wanna plaaaaay damnit
  11. I got 10 points.. I actually suprised myself
  12. Nice but yeh... anyone have a door for a lancer ?
  13. how much hp will that add john
  14. as tempting as that sounds.. no thank
  15. Hey guys, before I start hunting through all the wreckers in sydney. does anyone have a passangers door for a 98 lancer. need to replace mine thnx, sam
  16. lol.. I need that information too I'm to lazy to look it up myself.. now that I have yellowpages open I might aswell look
  17. LoL, little excited there moanie Spotted a silver R33 about 10 am yesterday morning, plates were SIN R33 I think, spotted it from the train
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    Halo2

    bah, I want to play now 5 hours left of work hope I have time to pick it up in the morning
  19. OK, Halo2 is out now, whos got it? gonna pick it up when I finish work at 10
  20. Thats what im doing to my doors
  21. hey.. I was just going to scare them with the sword I promise
  22. I think there still around aswell.. was on the computer the other night and a car alarm went off. went straight outside to check and found a car with the door left open.. looks like they wernt planning on an alarm going off whoever it was..
  23. is that the one across from the cemetry ?
  24. because of reasons like that I wouldnt do it if I had the chance to...
  25. LoL.. u are good at stalking ppl arnt ya moanie u stalk everyone on here and everyone should be able to spot me soon even though im not in a skyline just look for the blue lancer with a green door once I get it changed over and spotted a silver line think it was a R33 driving down castle hill road towards castle hill last night around 7 .. flew past didnt get a chance to see person plates and to definatly know the model lol
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