A few days ago I was having some work done at my local garage. A Blonde came in and asked for a seven hundred and ten. We all looked at each other, and another customer asked, "What is a seven hundred and ten?" She replied, "You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine, I lost it and need a new one. It had always been there." The mechanic gave the blonde a piece Of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like. She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710. He then took her over to another car which had the hood up and asked, "is there a 710 on this car?" She pointed and said, "Of course, its right there."
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