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  1. i just got a quote from just cars for an r33 gtr v spec, $1400 including minor mods. not too bad I think
  2. theres more than that involved. id look further into the"you need a degree". It doesnt matter if a company wants to sponser you. However then again there are always certain exceptions/ loopholes with everything. I am now on my third different visa for japan
  3. who is mav/ maveric whatever?
  4. I will be again from the 26th of Sept
  5. get one. the real long ones are awesome
  6. hi. i used to live in nishifunabashi when i first came to Japan. Now I live in souka. welcome to the forums. where abouts in chiba do you live?
  7. akeenan

    Japan Trip!

    take shorts , singlets and plenty of tshirts. its as hot and humid as f**k at the moment.
  8. why would you want such an over kill of a stereo in the first place? It would sound horrible
  9. You Are 48% Evil You are evil, but you haven't yet mastered the dark side. Fear not though - you are on your way to world domination. How Evil Are You? http://www.blogthings.com/howevilareyouquiz/
  10. my body doesnt like compressed shit. and hasnt eaten anything like that for 3 plus years.
  11. well i finally tried these the other day. they just made me feel sick.
  12. a gutted cat can ruin the flow of exhaust gases... making it not a mod at all
  13. akeenan

    My Cars 90% Done

    good luck with it all. sounds like it could be a move for good .. ?
  14. akeenan

    Deca Wind Up

    any more info on kfc? im always up to read a good story
  15. akeenan

    My Cars 90% Done

    Justin your heading back? Could you tell us more? or is it a secret?
  16. pretty uniq now
  17. with the 1000 youd lose selling it you would make that up with not having to pay shipping costs etc etc. sell it and buy another one
  18. The latest victim of the 'Mannequin Rapist' was found early this morning by Tokyo store manager Ryatoro Matsuyama. The mannequin, was discovered half undressed, face down, on the floor of the Hardware department, on the sixth floor. The enterprise of her attacker was not lost on Mr Matsuyama, who told reporters: "As the elevators were switched off for maintenance over the weekend, the rapist must have dragged her up twelve flights of stairs from the Lingerie department on the Ground Floor. Frankly, I'm surprised he had the energy to mount her, much less modify her." "Modify her?" we asked. "Er...he'd drilled a large hole between her legs with an electric drill." 'Cassandra,' as she is known to her many admirers in the store, is the fifth victim in the rapist’s four-week sex spree. The only evidence left at the scene were a heavily soiled pair of grey boxers and a used condom. When we expressed surprise at the use of a contraceptive on an inanimate dummy the store manager's jaw dropped with a strangled gasp. "Where have you been? Tokyo isn't Los Angeles you know. We take safe sex seriously here. . The attacks began three months ago after local retailers noticed a customer blatantly groping semi-naked mannequins at several fashionable shops in Ginza shopping district. On each occasion the man escaped before he could be apprehended. Although there is no doubt that dropping your trousers and rubbing your willy against a plastic woman, is sexually inappropriate, it remains unclear whether or not it can be classified as rape. Two of the rapist’s previous victims have described their attacker as a man in his middle 30s with a receding hairline and an extremely small penis. Unfortunately, since their description applies to almost every thirty-something man in Tokyo, the perpetrator has not yet been caught. However, the DNA collected at the scene of his most recent victim is being tested and may lead to the identification of a man in his middle thirties with a receding hairline and an extremely small penis. The hunt for the elusive rapist threatens to strip the crotchless panties from the debate on rape raging in bars up and down the country and expose the festering yeast infection of Japan's sexual hypocrisy. Some consider the Mannequin Rapist an innocent victim of modern sexual marketing which has swept demure, fully clothed store dummies out of shop windows and replaced them with anorexic, thirteen-year-old nymphets flaunting postage stamp sized thongs and see-thru bras. Others insist that he’s mentally ill and could be reintegrated into decent society—. “Those plastic lolitas are gagging for it," the 52-year-old misogynist opined with a suggestive leer at his scantily-clad companion. ‘I've seen the way they dress, flaunting themselves in public with their provocative poses and skimpy outfits. Some of those mini skirts don't even cover their arses and the dummies in shop windows are even worse!" He talked fast, his voice slurred with drink, or possibly the prospect of getting into his companion's tracksuit bottoms. "It’s disgusting how these filthy broad minded persons show their pert nipples through the thin, clinging fabric of them skimpy tops they’re whoring,” he added as he massaged the rising bulge in his trousers. “One little tart wasn’t even wearing any knickers!” His attitude is symptomatic of the confusion which surrounds contemporary female sexuality which has blurred the line between plastic dummies and women who strive to look like them. But no matter how much plastic women are made of, can skimpy clothing, or the lack of it, ever justify rape? Women may answer in the negative, but the correlation between the number of mannequin rapes and how few clothes they were wearing when they were attacked, suggests that the bloke in the High Street considers anything in a short skirt who can't or won't say no, fair game. According to police records, a mannequin is 600 times more likely to be assaulted if she models lingerie than if she is working for a DIY store. “Would you ever consider sexually assaulting a store dummy?” we asked a Japanese man. “No Way! If I sat on their faces I’d crush their pretty little heads.” Two other ladies, carrying a few extra YEN along with their shopping, were equally scathing in their condemnation of the morality of plastic women. “I’m not jealous or anything,” said Tomomi Hirai (38), “But have you noticed how tiny their waists and bottoms are?” Her sixteen-year-old daughter, whose naked, bulging belly testified to her fondness for pizza and chips, agreed, adding, “The rapist is a sad sicko—no doubt about that. But can you really blame him for not being able to control himself around some of those mannequins? . “How about male mannequins?” we asked. “Oh, they’re so dishy,” they chortled in unison, suggesting that the double standards in our society that label sexually aggressive women as broad minded persons and their male counterparts, as studs, have not been lost on the mannequin community. “So why aren’t randy women running around raping male mannequins?” we asked. “Because it would interfere with shopping,” snapped the mother.
  19. What a stupid thing to say! all my friends in japan go out of their way to do things... Guess it must be the person/ intellect of the person trying to make friends. maybe find some friends who cant/ arent interested in english
  20. if you want to go to Japan just go. make sure you have a degree though. AACE is not NOVA. They are a recruiting company that recruit for NOVA.
  21. oh yes .. they are very desperate. Many people have quit recently. And there are many teachers who want to change their hours/ location but couldnt because there was a major shortage in instructors. Its also good for the students... to get some fresh lessons
  22. go to clubs/ bars And its about time nova sent over some more instructors.
  23. for the noobs who havent seen it. maybe we could dig up ylwgtr2s post some time back. to show that these type of jobs can be done equal to if not stronger than factory
  24. akeenan

    Wind Damage...?

    4 pics of a rubbish bin near your car ? god
  25. sounds like you have been accepted by Nova. is this correct? You dont need any japanese skill to teach english for nova / but if your going to teach the kids you certainly do. Nova is a shit company, good pay(for the work you do) but the company dont give 2 shits about their employees . Also I advise you to try not to get caught up in the langauge school circle of friends. Where you only hang out with people you work with. If you want to learn the langauge go find some good japanese friends
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