I've never said how fast I corner.
You clearly do not understand the skill of racing, you have to know your limits and your cars limits and also how to get the most out of the car you have. In your drag all the skill is over in the first 50m and the rest is down to how much power you have.
As for crashing, are you claiming no one ever crashed on a strip?
Name the car then. How would you know how much I appreciate the things I have? Just because I drive my car and get enjoyment out of it means I don't value it?