Kel

.....only three more sleeps til thai food (and beer).

There was a white, late model Falcon with P plates and those ghey franjipani stickers around the Haberfield area last weekend. Saw them pull up three motorcyclists who were giving it some on the City West Link - they still had them all bailed up at the side of the road when we drove past 40 minutes later.

Spotted you too Thomas but was too slow to get the hand up for a wave!

Kel in. Duncan TBC. Thanks for kicking off the thread Merli!

Nup- better than that- it's BYO

Best. Thai. Ever. Location of many infamous SAU dinners including the great super chiller episode of 2004.

I'm up for the challenge- Orchid Thai alright?

I went the chicken kebab this time with a bit of chilli - a definite challenger for the pide

I got some *funny* looks from the blokes at the kebab shop when I picked up the phone, thanks to the *charming* pics you blokes thoughtfully left on it. Might use some of them on my next Christmas card to your mums

Teh phone has been found safe at the kebab shop! Looks like I'm having pide for dinner again

Not a single thing Jase It was all very tame

that club does mean lemonades

ok so who ended up with my phone this time

...or drinking skirt if your name is Mark see you blokes there around 6.30

I'll be there after 6.30 for a few lemonades

Mark is just scared I'll out scull him again

In this instance CAMS is your friend Here's details on the required shtickers and placements: http://www.camsmanual.com.au/pdf/general/0...%20k%20q108.pdf Kill Switch/Tow Points etc are pretty straight forward- you put them where they are! http://www.camsmanual.com.au/pdf/speed/100...regs%20q108.pdf Race numbes are not issued by CAMS. If you're running in a series (like Combined Tourers) the club organising the series issues numbers at the start of the season- you basically apply for the one you want and hope it's available. Sometimes the organisers reserve numbers (like 1- to give to the previous season's winner) but basically it's as straight forward as that. As Chris has said, it works pretty much the same way with something like the Hillclimb championships though the rounds are run by individual clubs so you can sometimes have number conflicts. When this happens the trick is to add a '1' to your number e.g. 32 becomes 132 or 321- that way you don't have to change the permanant numbers on your car. Changes to colour schemes are trickier. Officially, if your car is log booked, you need to notify CAMS when you make changes to colour/ design- not that I know anyone who has actually done this!

...you fall into one little poker machine and you're never let live it down

sorry lads- the drinking boots had to stay in the wardrobe tonight- had some other stuff on. plus i'm still in training on a stunt to top last time's pokie crashing efforts when's the next round planned?

I don't hear laughing

I can't believe no one laughed at my joke

Here's the joke I was too pissy to tell Far away in the tropical waters of the Caribbean, two prawns were swimming around in the sea - one called Justin and the other called Christian. The prawns were constantly being harassed and threatened by sharks that patrolled the area. Finally one day Justin said to Christian, "I'm bored and frustrated at being a prawn, I wish I was a shark, then I wouldn't have any worries about being eaten..." Just as Justin had his mind firmly on becoming a predator, a mysterious cod appears and says, "Your wish is granted", and lo and behold, Justin turned into a shark. Horrified, Christian immediately swam away, afraid of being eaten by his old mate. Time went on (as it invariably does...) and Justin found himself becoming bored and lonely as a shark. All his old mates simply swam away whenever he came close to them. Justin didn't realise that his new menacing appearance would be the cause of such a sad plight. While out swimming alone one day he sees the mysterious cod again and can't believe his luck. Justin figured that the fish could change him back into a prawn. He begs the cod to change him back so, lo and behold, he is turned back into a prawn. With tears of joy in his tiny little eyes, Justin swam back to his friends and bought them all a cocktail. (The punch line does not involve a prawn cocktail - it's much worse). Looking around the gathering at the reef, he searched for his old pal. "Where's Christian?" he asked. "He's at home, distraught that his best friend changed sides to the enemy and became a shark", came the reply. Eager to put things right again and end the mutual pain and torture, he set off to Christian's house. As he opened the coral gate the memories came flooding back. He banged on the door and shouted, "It's me, Justin, your old friend, come out and see me again." "Christian replied "No way man, you'll eat me. You're a shark, the enemy and I'll not be tricked." "Justin cried back "No, I'm not. That was the old me. I've changed."...................... . . . . . . . . . . . . "I've found Cod. I'm a prawn again, Christian"

repeat after me boys..... "what goes on tour stays on tour"

Kel is embaressed and not allowed to go out drinking with the SAU boys ever again

I'll be there after 7 btw- I have a work 'do' until 6.