Kel

Ummm not sure if it's your PC. It's actually red and green writing. Anyone else having troubles reading the invite?

Not me! I'm mainly talking about when you're about to pull up at the lights, you switch (or are in) the empty left lane and then some geezer pulls in front of you at the last minute and takes your spot at the front of the line. Then when the lights change, they putter off, usually after they've spent ages staring vacantly at the green light.

Phew- I don't have to sing

All so good I should have thought of them!

Meh, cmon Phil- you really want to know what a chick could do with that GTR (we all know women are better drivers).

Can I pretend I was in for the observed licence test! Bloody good deal if you ask me.

I don't rant often but it's been one of those days and I've decided it's time. So here is a small list of the traffic commandments according to Kel (in no particular order), that should not be broken. I'm sure there are many more that could be added to the list- these are just the ones I've noticed in my 15 min drive to work today (GRRRR) (1) Thou shall not inch out of side streets, stop and look at the approaching car, then pull out in front anyway . (Even though I didn't really have to, I locked up the brakes and gave Mum the fright of her life!!! A small win to compensate for a commandment being broken) (2) Thou shall not park your motorscooter in front of a sports car at the lights, particularly one who has just scored their first pole in the peak hour mayhem, and is ready to zoom (Kel says: "no look, I guess because you're a distant 'relative' of a super bike, you're very likely to be faster than the Zed taking off" ) (3) Thou shall not drive along at 40 in a 70 zone (does this one even need explaining?) (4) Thou shall not put your indicator on, and expect the traffic sea in the lane next to you to part so you may come across (Kel says, "sure I don't mind slowing down - lucky the B-pillar rule doesn't apply in traffic eh?") (5) Thou shall not pull into the empty left lane in traffic unless you actually have the go to go (another does this even need explanation commandment) We need 5 more to make the 10.......... Please post so I don't think I'm a nutter

I've got a hard copy of some GP rally info somewhere- I'll scan it and post. But I'm now out- best mate is taking us to Bali for her 30th. Hope they've got a good telly and satelite!

Poor chicks- obviously don't have the cash to buy pants that fit. Maybe we should pass a hat around.....

I'm with Paul on this Duncan - I can't believe you'd have the nerve to get up a 6am on a Saturday morning, to pick up a barbie, and then volunteer your time helping out at a day you weren't running a car in (cos hey, as everyone knows it's easy to run AND participate in club events). Not only that, I can't believe you'd be so arrogant as to make a suggestion aimed at making sure club members got value for their cash spent on a club run event. Nor can I believe that you were then so rude as to take that barbie on a cruise out west - when you should have been looking at the house you're about to buy mind you - not to mention then spending more time driving the leftovers from said barbie to a charity in the city so it wouldn’t go to waste. Pull your head in whydoncha?

I'll be there (and trying to squeeze in the GP rally beforehand)

Post budget so Kel can remind you what that means in shoe money

East sounds good to me- I should be in

Sorry- if it was closer to the city I could have made it Had to work late.

You are a shocker Handley

ummm- have I just been owned?

Location you took pics? My vote is Breakfast Point.

All good - just being cheeky

Jokes aside it looks great! Congrats

That is the new model Zed isn't it? <Kel scratches head>

Heh Heh nice Zed- welcome to the club

You're more than welcome to pull your finger out and put some time into helping the club organise it if you like

The Findlay course is on often. I'm happy to organise a group of SAUers if there is more interest in doing the course?

LOL- I'm lucky that my company name is HGE. By accident, I stumbled into coolness when HGE001 HGExxx HGE32R got registered in *standard* plates! Plates are good fun, and say abit about you and the car, but the rip off price the RTA charges for personalised plates makes it harder to justify. As Scathing says- a lot of mods can be got for the price of the proper personalised plates.