I would get pulled over, defected for not enough handbrake clicks, then the car would be stolen in the 15mins I leave it parked outside my house. Then it would get recovered and the gearbox is stuffed so the car gets written off, then after I've bought the car back, find out the previous owner did a turbo and manual conversion on the car. Then I would have to wear a flat brim hat constantly, ask 100 stupid questions on SAU and make up my own sticker design for the Facebook page I manage. And then I wouldn't be allowed to enter a Vic drift event until I've knocked up a chick from Moe and have to fit a pram in the skyline alongside the bolt-in cage and 4 sets of tyres. Skylines: not even once.