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Eug

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  1. maybe 3WD half-way good for dragging and drifting hmm... i'd say RWD aye? whats 4WS? (four wheel spins?)
  2. took a Before shot of John's car this morning... the engine looks like its gunna be a tight fit. lookin good...
  3. dunno, dis importer guy goes i gotta All wheel or four wheel (wasnt listening) GTS... and i'm like uhh ohh.. ahh.. uhh.. neway... if there is such thing.. what ya guys reckon?
  4. ups and downs? uh ohh.. care to explain?
  5. dis guy brought in a sweet lookin M-Spec today.. offered me 17k for it... big drift rims too... too bad its turbo
  6. oi... reckon 4WD GTS or RWD GTS?
  7. howd u see John go past emmanual college? do u go to UQ?
  8. hey all
  9. hey all.. no one in here... John, I need digi on tuesday. go V8 go V8 go V8
  10. aiight. I'm off.. cya all (8:30 right? John?)
  11. A young woman in Sydney was so depressed that she decided to end her life by throwing herself from the Harbour Bridge. She went down to the bridge and was about to leap into the frigid water when a handsome young sailor saw her tottering on the edge of the bridge, crying. He took pity on her and said, "Look, you have so much to live for. I'm off to Europe in the morning, and if you like, I can stow you away on my ship. I'll take good care of you and bring you food every day." Moving closer, he slipped his arm around her shoulder and added, "I'll keep you happy, and you'll keep me happy." The girl nodded yes. After all, what did she have to lose? Perhaps a fresh start in Europe would give her life new meaning. That night, the sailor brought her aboard and hid her in a lifeboat. From then on, every night he brought her three sandwiches and a piece of fruit, and they made passionate love until dawn. Three weeks later, during a routine inspection, she was discovered by the captain. "What are you doing here?" the captain asked. "I have an arrangement with one of the sailors," she explained. "I get food and a trip to Europe, and he's screwing me." "He certainly is," the captain said. "This is the Manly Ferry"
  12. spam it John! ohh man damn ****... stupid ****
  13. How A ***** Was Made ==================== Seven Wise Men made up their minds to build then a ***** of their own Design. The First was a Carpenter, full of wit, with a Hammer and Chisel, He made the Slit. The Second, a Blacksmith, black as coal, with an Anvil and Sledge, He made the Hole. The Third, a Rich Tailor, tall and thin, with a piece of Red Ribbon, He lined it within. The Fourth, a Furrier, big and stout, with the Skin of a Bear, He lined it without. The Fifth, a Fisherman, old and bent, with a Rotten Herring, He gave it a Scent. The Sixth, a Preacher, with a B.A. degree, Patted it, and Felt it, and said it would Pee. The Seventh, a Rabbi, a Mean Little Runt, Blessed it, and F**ked it, and called it a C**t.
  14. ok so i be at ur place 8:30?
  15. nah. dont think so... hey.. i know ur place!
  16. got it john.. how late is late??
  17. ok. btw.. is this whoring.. just posting random crap?
  18. haha... oi, where do i have to go 2moro? Jindalee?
  19. hardly legal... voyeur petite teeny etc... hehe
  20. Davidoff classic... yumm
  21. ur mum tapes porn? i dunno if john still has it.
  22. u going? cya.. u seed bag ben... go out and get sum real poon, instead of watching it...
  23. what are ya watching ben? john u still got that vid u took in like grade 8? 2 chicks on ur bed or sumthing. haha
  24. aiight... wheres ur house? arent u pickin up jenko? i gotta cruise at abt 11ish... my mates bringin over a R32.
  25. hahaha... I'll follow u then. its in brissie isnt it?
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