How A ***** Was Made
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Seven Wise Men made up their minds
to build then a ***** of their own Design.
The First was a Carpenter, full of wit,
with a Hammer and Chisel, He made the Slit.
The Second, a Blacksmith, black as coal,
with an Anvil and Sledge, He made the Hole.
The Third, a Rich Tailor, tall and thin,
with a piece of Red Ribbon, He lined it within.
The Fourth, a Furrier, big and stout,
with the Skin of a Bear, He lined it without.
The Fifth, a Fisherman, old and bent,
with a Rotten Herring, He gave it a Scent.
The Sixth, a Preacher, with a B.A. degree,
Patted it, and Felt it, and said it would Pee.
The Seventh, a Rabbi, a Mean Little Runt,
Blessed it, and F**ked it, and called it a C**t.