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ok i nwas just informed by andy that he cant take me nemore...so im a no show tonight unless sum1 can take me

forgot to add, yesterday saw Gunmetal R33 at chisholm vikings yesterday at like 7ish i think...i was on tha oval playing socca with the chick in tha pink top she loves the car

yes rachel and andy you should both deffinetly come the mnore the merrier

ahh gona try convince dad to bring me out...dunno though although u prolly all dun want me there so eh haha

yeah frink they are her old rims. 17's which are now owned by ed from integra, on his forester...damn nice car...to drive ;P

spotted valvebounces "mini me" going past my house down into his street yesterday...damn its hot !

yeh it got explained to me...thanks dugong

i dun get numba 18? whos says what

is he the guy with the dumi's?

spotted a white R32 GTR -with rims like jayces track day one, cept white- sitting outside of my house for about 5 minutes...soundsed sweet as

HAHAHAHAHAHA my maths teacher told us that one once

i know that the evo motorsports 180sx, which has a RB25, is using a modified stock plenum which comes in from the side, looks cool, but i think that there is better money to be sent unless it is a big budget engine etc!

yeah that would prolly be best. it is a hot car though...how much is it? dj's car is still for sale i think, its awsome u should get that if ya dont get this

haha and that one is funny, sorta lol

yeah thats heaps that could be spent so much better

can a panel geater pull it out or is it a bigish dent?

got this one of google, gonna try it one day A man and a little boy entered a barbershop together. After the man received the full treatment - shave, shampoo, manicure, haircut, etc. - he placed the boy in the chair. "I'm goin' to buy a green tie to wear for the parade," he said. "I'll be back in a few minutes." When the boy's haircut was completed and the man still hadn't returned, the barber said, "Looks like your daddy's forgotten all about you." "That wasn't my daddy," said the boy. "He just walked up, took me by the hand and said, 'Come on, son, we're gonna get a free haircut!'"

LMAO thats great

yeah i know any more news on the gtr, is it a deffinate yet or what?

haha mmm heres one from ages ago on the old smarties boxes what do you get when you cross an elephant with a kangaroo great big holes all over africa

haha well i wish i had a whale then preferably a car though

ifi was such a post whore i would've split em up to increse my post count B)

yeah thye are good...me and my mates payed a bum in civic to tell us jokes one day 3 for a dolla was awsome, funniest guy

he dcoesn't have shadow chrome he has some boring GTT rims. but he also has a car what rims ya getting stevie?

hahaha theres a gay couple, and oine has a hairy chest and one doesn't. anyway, one day the one without the hairy chest goes to his docter and says "docter, i want a hairy chest like my bf what can you do for me?" "well ive got a few ways, but ehre take this vasaline and rub it into your chest every night and you will get a hairy chest. so that night he starts rubbing in the vasaline and his bf walks in and ask's what he is doing "my doctor sdaid if i rub vasaline into my chest id get a hairy chest like you" and the bf reply's "that wont work, if it did by now youd have a pony tale growing out your ass" another.... little jonny runs into his living room one day "MUM MUM grandma's got a prawn hangin out her c**t" and she says "now jonny i know iot may look like a prawn but its not. "bullshit, it tastes like one" another.... theres a plane flying to sydney and a blonde woman is sitting in economy class. suddenly she gets up and she walks up into business class and sits down in one of the many empty seats. a flight attendent walks up and tells her she has to move because she didn't pay for the ticket. she doesn't move. after pleading for mhowever long, the flight attendent decides to gfet his supervisor. he tells his supervisor and his supervisor says he will deal with it as he has a blonde wife. so he walks up and whispers something in her ear and suddenly she gets up and goews straight back to her seat. the first flight attendent is amazed and asks his supervisor how he managed it. he says "i told her that first class wasn't going to sydney" another...this one i got of a website, but its a classic A man was having problems with premature ejaculation. This was affecting marital relations with his wife so he decided to go to the doctor. He asked the doctor what could he do to cure his problem. In response the doctor said, "When you feel the urge to ejaculate, try startling yourself". One the way home the man went to a sports store and bought himself a starter pistol. All excited to try out this suggestion he runs home to his wife. When he gets home he is surprised and delighted to find his wife in bed, already naked. He's so horney and keen to try out his new 'system' that he doesn't think twice and leaps on board. After a few minutes ‘slap and tickle’, they find themselves in the '69' position. Sure enough, only moments later the man feels the sudden urge to come. Following doctor’s orders, he grabs the starter pistol off the bedside table and fires it. The next day, the man went back to the doctor. The doctor asked, "How did it go?" The man answered, "Just great, asshole...when I fired the pistol my wife shit on my face, bit 3 inches off my dick and my neighbor came out of the closet naked with his hands in the air!"