Help Me Dr Ylwgtr2

[Roy]

Dear Dr ylwgtr2,

Whilst your posts have always been most helpful, and more importantly reliable and credible, I have observed over the past fortnight that you have been able to assist almost every SAU-Vic thread poster. This increase in your post count and your seemingly boundless wealth of knowledge left me pondering, “could he help me with my dilemma?”

I urgently seek an attractive 25-30yr old with an insatiable appetite for love making, cooking, pining over her new found love, and housework. It would be desirable if she knows how to yield a spanner but under no circumstance can she drink my beer, but she can help in the preparation of my home brew.

My problem seems to be I enjoy a schooner, the companionship of my male friends, and on the way home from the pub I have been known to forget where I was headed, so just go to the next nearest pub instead…She should have no problem believing I am monogamous.

If she is the girl for me, then I have no problem committing to a long and fulfilling relationship. Once she has had 2 kids she should feel free to stop living off my savings and go back to work so I can go back to watching re-runs of motorsport and building my RB20DET of extraordinary magnitude...and i suppose raising the kids as well

Please help!

[Bec]

Hahahaha

Brisby - Troy might be full of knowledge, but he's not magic!!!!

[West]

LOL

[Jackie]

hahah nice dream

[inark]

hahahha im pretty sure u would be able to chase down a rainbow and analy rape a leprechaun before this comes to fruition.

[Al]

:lol:

[Ronin 09]

excellent work mate :|

[Roy]

See, you bunch are no help

Inark, i for one would be more interested in the gold...it alrms me thats what you think i would be out to do the fella that just showered me in riches?

Where is Dr Ylwgtr2, he wont laugh at me.

[R31Nismoid]

:lol:

Going for "Thread of the Year" already?

[Roy]

...settle for people to make me laugh, as im at work and thinking about doign a nudey run as there is only one other person here

[Bec]

Remember - take photos to prove it

[Mavric]

LOL, Troy the effects of living with james seem to be rubbing off as ash said "Thread Of the Year" This could become quite interesting.. And Waiting to see what Dr Troy has to say is even better...

[Leewah]

Ahhh, this reminds me of the days when Ed used to roam around SAU. Those days were GOLD!!!

Good luck with it Troy but I don't think a woman exists which could satisfy your insatiable needs.

[Roy]

...I don't think a woman exists which could satisfy your insatiable needs.

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Thanks for saying needs and not wants, its obvious you know the inner me. I would have to trade all that boring sex to make sure her pining ensures the housework and cookign gets done.

[saff_cossie]

:lol:

Going for "Thread of the Year" already?

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

You have been sprung!

Which hemisphere are you in now? There should be some that vaguely match that description just over the border up there. Geoff might be able to point you to some good places (maybe a border or 2 then) :lol:

[Roy]

She has to like my brother and mate as well, as they like a schooner too

...and for any of you that are already thinking of stealing my soon to be Mrs, you have to get through my big brother first.

[GTSR22]

haha nice try troy, wish i could help but no 25yr old iknow like that

bye

[saff_cossie]

I thought that pic of the guys with the cans was Chris and James on the couch at Phillip Island! Only thing that threw me was the door in the background

[Duncan]

they don't know what schooners are down here mate, that is the wierdest thing :spooky:

[funkymonkey]

I thought that pic of the guys with the cans was Chris and James on the couch at Phillip Island! Only thing that threw me was the door in the background

Haha I thought that too, but the guy in yellow's shoulders are too well defined to be James, as he has more feminine shoulders.

Troy, one of the girls that works in the Japanese office has a sister who's like 30 something who wants to marry some aussie dude to move over here. Maybe we could play import match maker. She's useless around the kitchen and the garage though.