Mutha***in Cops Gave Me A Canary

[Guest INASNT]

Didnt speed/drink or do anything stupid with my car all night last night, pulled off the freeway onto heatherton road was doing 60km/h and to my ***ing luck there was a gold ss cop car coming in the same direction right behind me. I didnt realise it was a cop car till i got to the stud road intersection and throught shit, hes gonna pull me over for sum shit, there were no other cars around and before i could try do a quick u turn or pull into the petrol station he put his light on and made me pull over near the dande pools!

He first breath tested me and checked my license, and nothing so i thought ok i might be ok, but then i realised that hes partner already had the canary book in his hand, then he said pop the bonnet i thought get ***eddddddddddddd!!!

This is what i got done for:

* Adj Boost Controller

I asked him y u cant have 1, he said u just cant.

* Air Filter

Its a K/N and meant to be with ADR rules i told him. No reponse.

* Exhaust Noise

Pity i was doing 60 kmh and at that speed my exhaust is not much louder than normal!

* Hole Cut For Intercooler

Ice cut this hole and is perfectly legal.

* Amplifiers in boot not secured

WTF? and that affects how the car drives??

* Digital Screen (AFC)

recons its in my line of sight which it isent, (25 degrees left to right) he just glanced at it from the outside and wrote it down, didnt bother to sit in the car even to see it wasent!

* Front Spoiler Not Secured

Yeah right i just had the whole thing off 2 weeks ago and screwed it in with new screws and was as secure as it was ever gonna be.

he looked for ages for a BOV and asked where i was hiding it in the piping, i said i only got the stock 1, he didnt believe me so he looked for about 10 mins on the piping and obiviously didnt find 1 AS I DONT HAVE AN AFTERMARKET 1 (u ***ing wanker cop)!!

The other pencil dicked nazi cop was asking where my baby seat anchor points were on the parcel shelf??? WTF i asked him i, i have never seen any on the 100's of skylines i have seen, he mumbled sum crap i just walked away

All in all its was total bullshit, he would have got me even if my car was bog stock!

I rang my uncle who works for vic roads and told him and he said cops have been on a ramage in the dande SE areas lately on imports because they have been involved in all apparent illegal activites and skylines have been marked as 1 of the main culprits, he said it was bullshit 2 and not to worry about changing anything but just get a roadworth and hand it over to vicroads as they dont bother to check them anymore especially with bullshit like i got done for coz they get so many people coming in every week with canarys for their imports which are rubbish!

So my warning to u guys is if u see a cop car especially those ***in yellow ss ****s stay away from em as u will get dicked!

And for all you ****s with skylines doing stupid shit now, ***OFF AND SELL YOUR SKYLINE AND BUY SUMTHING ELSE, U R GIVING THE REST OF US A BAD NAME!

when i drove off i gave them the 1 finger salute through the rear vision mirror 2!

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[predator]

**** hey... bastards!! looks like they knew what they were looking for too and were just out on a mission to do you for whatever they could. It doesn't even seem like they had a full idea, just a semi clue and they've obviously been briefed on what to go for.

See *that* is when cops are just being ****s and going over the top. Most of that stuff is so dubious, and even so will take you 10 minutes to fix so really they're just wasting your time having to do all the things to get it back on the road.

Anyway, hopefully you can get it back on the road without too much dramas..

[inark]

what a ***ing load of shit... im sick of these wankers...

[Guest INASNT]

Originally posted by predator666

**** hey... bastards!! looks like they knew what they were looking for too and were just out on a mission to do you for whatever they could. It doesn't even seem like they had a full idea, just a semi clue and they've obviously been briefed on what to go for.  

See *that* is when cops are just being ****s and going over the top. Most of that stuff is so dubious, and even so will take you 10 minutes to fix so really they're just wasting your time having to do all the things to get it back on the road.  

Anyway, hopefully you can get it back on the road without too much dramas..

To add insult to injury i also got a $165 fine for driving a modified vehicle which forgot to add in the first post.

Its total crap, and also i forgot he tried to tell me i had tinted headlights, *shakes head* i explained to him it was called dirt, yes the headlights were dirty and demonstrated to him by rubbing my finger on the headlight and showing him the the dirt on my finger!

Also is the same muth***er cop that got me in my ford cortina 3 years ago, i just realised from the name on the form.

I am pulling the canary sticker off and placing it right near the bottom of the dash so it cant been seen properly!

[meggala]

inasnt that sucks cause as you say your not form the hoon fringe.

they are just picking on you young guys and they figure if you get done enough times you will give up and conform. go and by a camry and be happy

who are they to tell us what to do or what to drive or what wear.

unfortunatly there isnt much you can do cause they are the law.

cheers

meggala

[Zdenko]

u shouldnt have showed em shit u dont have to

they cant look at ur car with ur permision ..

i did that with my commodore he started lookin my my boot i said excuseme can u please not look

and they had to stop

..

i foundout of my mate sold man they need a warrent to search ur car..

[Guest INASNT]

Zdenko

That dont work anymore, they can search your car coz they can say that a similiar car was involved in a robbery or was reported stolen or sum crap like that!

it was 1.40am there was no other cars on the road he would have got me no matter what i did or said!

meggala

the cop arseholes name who got me for a second time now is nigel dasilva and he lives in dande, if i find his address out, i have friend at telstra and optus, he gonna be getting alot of pizzas delivered to his house etc.

[akeenan]

To add insult to injury i also got a $165 fine for driving a modified vehicle which forgot to add in the first post.

INASNT, if you dont mind, can you explain this to me? driving a modified vehicle??

[Guest INASNT]

Originally posted by akeenan

INASNT, if you dont mind, can you explain this to me? driving a modified vehicle??

apparently ause of the boost controller and pod not being to apparent adr rules its a modified vehicle!

first time i heard of this shit 2!

[Zdenko]

yeah if u have a pod filter it sucks in more air there for more air goes out there for more pollution epa will dick ya

[SHUTO-BOY]

Yeah sparkle,****** copper got me for a "pop off valve" last year WTF.The worst thing is going to the inspections,try to make sure your car is the best condition it is before u go.To all the skyline's out there,if u wanna race,dont do it in a residential area.Go out somewhere in the bush roads.If you wanna do other crimes,dont even buy a skyline.

[skyline33]

sorry to hear about it mate, I hope you get out of it with no problems. dodgy pricks.

So guys whats legal and whats not?

POD filter

Aftermarket BOV

[predator]

To add insult to injury i also got a $165 fine for driving a modified vehicle which forgot to add in the first post.

What the hell is that? I didn't think there could be extra fine that could be stuck on but maybe they have changed it so they can just do whatever they like. There are so many "modified" cars on the road its not funny..

The boost controller thing i just can't understand. Its not as if its making the car more dangerous, its just making it faster... so faster than an SS commodore or something sold "as is" with 250kw or whatever.

I can understand the fear factor though in a way, cars less than $20k that many can afford.. that can easily put out 240kw with a few mods.. that are faster than the cop cars themselves. Similar arguments were put out when WRX first came out.

[skyline33]

Originally posted by predator666

I can understand the fear factor though in a way, cars less than $20k that many can afford.. that can easily put out 240kw with a few mods.. that are faster than the cop cars themselves. Similar arguments were put out when WRX first came out.

Well maybe the cops should upgrade to r34 GTR's, its not our problems that their cars are shit:D

[Guest INASNT]

funniest thing is as i said vicroads wont even look at the car, i just gotta hand the defect form in with the roadworthy form (vicroads know cops r fully of shit), done it before with my cortina when it got defected for bullshit 2!

skyline33

as for whats legal and whats not cops dont really care, they can get u for bullshit, then u go to vicroads and they even say its crap!

Cops are like lawyers these days all they care about is making money off innocent people! And i thought my plates INASNT would of prove to them that i am inasnt!

[Horus]

F*cking cops, they are nothing more than Donut eating, drug bribe taking revenue raising worthless Pos's who do the job because they are too stupid to do anything else and also want a sense of power

[Guest INASNT]

Originally posted by Horus

F*cking cops, they are nothing more than Donut eating, drug bribe taking revenue raising worthless Pos's who do the job because they are too stupid to do anything else and also want a sense of power

my thoughts exactly!!

take the badge off em and they r all pencil dickheaded pansys

[akeenan]

horus ur sig is changed!..... i kinda agree with u on ur last post also!

[Horus]

Yes it AK, you made me feel self conscious about it

And you agreed with me? Well I guess there is still hope for you then

[Guest INASNT]

and i guess i am gonna have to change my sig to

"The only good cop is a dead cop"!