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i am seriously wondering if there is enough people to sponsor my ticket to Brazil, in return for me stabbing alonso square in the nut-sack pre-race, and watching schuey win the race and 8th title from my brazilian jail cell? what do you guys think? good idea?

Ill help fund that-where do i send my cheque-ill even visit you in jail :(

i am seriously wondering if there is enough people to sponsor my ticket to Brazil, in return for me stabbing alonso square in the nut-sack pre-race, and watching schuey win the race and 8th title from my brazilian jail cell? what do you guys think? good idea?

Baron,

Can't help much with the sponsorship, but I do know some people who may want some small packages brought back from South America. How is your gag reflex? :(

i am seriously wondering if there is enough people to sponsor my ticket to Brazil, in return for me stabbing alonso square in the nut-sack pre-race, and watching schuey win the race and 8th title from my brazilian jail cell? what do you guys think? good idea?

account details please.

lol, plenty of interest in the baron does 5-10 in a sth american jail. shame we have no extradition treaty with brazil otherwise I could get traded back to aus and be watching bathurst on telly inside 6 months.

djr81, gag reflex is not so good, but after a few weeks in a brazilian prison I can think of another cavity that may have been enlarged enough to fit some luggage in there. let's talk business later.

time to go sharpen my shiv and get the brazilian jail escape map tattooed on my body. better catch some quick spanish lessons too (god I hope they speak spanish in brazil. lol)

lol, plenty of interest in the baron does 5-10 in a sth american jail. shame we have no extradition treaty with brazil otherwise I could get traded back to aus and be watching bathurst on telly inside 6 months.

djr81, gag reflex is not so good, but after a few weeks in a brazilian prison I can think of another cavity that may have been enlarged enough to fit some luggage in there. let's talk business later.

time to go sharpen my shiv and get the brazilian jail escape map tattooed on my body. better catch some quick spanish lessons too (god I hope they speak spanish in brazil. lol)

ah the primary language in Brazil is Portuguese-sigh. Spanish is a secondary language. Anyhow Im a full backer of your little expedition-Alonso must be slit in the nut region heha

them i'm really going to get reamed. cause I was thinking of all the spanish I know. que? que?

que?

taco

burito

nacho

grande

fajita

tachito

tappas

que pasa?

mi casa su casa

sangria

hey homes

casa de boob

*yes I'm aware half of that stuff is just mexican food.

i get a strong feeling the only spanish/portugese I will need to know is: "dont rape me" and for good measure "I have the HIV homie, keep back".

back to sharpening the shiv. i am now of a single focus... fernando alonsos marble bag. sick as it sounds.

I think he will have gotten away lightly if he only has to take one for the team...

The Brazillian GP should be interesting. What I find odd is given Bernie's frothing at the mouth over the better TV figures that Bahrain got over Melbourne (because of the time zone thing) why do they let the last race of the year go to Brazil?

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