How Many Cans?

[Roy]

Im guessing its not enough as Jamezilla's posts still have less typing/spelling errors then my sober ones

Its 2am and we will need courage for the mornings activities...what do you say...fancy another?

[Jamezilla]

One more

[Jamezilla]

Scotch & red wine was a better idea...

[Roy]

Scotch & red wine was a better idea...

Scotch and Tonic water...i dont care if tonic water helps slow hair loss. It tastes bad...it needs more scotch to dilute the Tonic Water...not me greatest pour

[Jamezilla]

This is pretty bad.

[Roy]

Lets not get carried away...Its still a healthynip/s of cheap OP Scotch so its never going to taste as bad as Stella

[Jamezilla]

Hehe - I have to be in Patty Lakes in 4hrs.

You think I'll be OK to drive?

[Roy]

Hehe - I have to be in Patty Lakes in 4hrs.

You think I'll be OK to drive?

GEAR????????????

[Jamezilla]

What do I know about shifting?!

Haha - Our neighbours must love us.

PS: guess what movie Bris was watching when I staggered in?

Clue:

And I... I... I... will always love you.... ou.... ou...

[Jamezilla]

Just so you all know - Bris and I both have to navigate in a competition event tomorrrow. I'm sure none of the other teams have used out 'get drunk - be funny' methodology - which will surely provide us with an advantage.

More so for me - as the blue car is faster than the white car

Yay!

[Roy]

What do I know about shifting?!

Haha - Our neighbours must love us.

PS: guess what movie Bris was watching when I staggered in?

Clue:

And I... I... I... will always love you.... ou.... ou...

Kevin Costner is the bombs yo!

[Roy]

...and who is having a drunken hiccup attack? Hmmm?

[Jamezilla]

That's just nature's way of saying stop drinking scotch and f*cking tonic.

[Roy]

...Old Kevin took a bullet for that tramp...and look at her now. I think i saw the shorts of her doing anal in midget porn

[Jamezilla]

My head hurts.

I think it's time for bed...

PS: anyone reading this is weak for not being out and makking chicks (or guys if that's how it works). BTW: I'm old and makking chicks in my sleep - should you feel the urge to question my authority to make such accusations.

[saff_cossie]

Fantastic effort goes to Jamezilla and Roy. These new threads will keep the forum buzzing for the next month Nevermind the neighbours, what about the poor cat that shares the apartment as well

[GTRgeoff]

You 2 are weak.

Same house and post whoring to each other.

Cats RULE!

[KamikazeR33]

omg a drunken stooge nite n not a single dunkard picture to go with

these days we live in.....

some ppl were at work while u were drinkin it 2 da max james n bris

[DRIFTPIG]

thats sum funny shit! lol

[Mean_R34]

James is a top bloke, but WTF r u doing pissed & sitting o your PC writing dribble. Don't u know that the women to men ratio is in our favour??

Unless the greedy guys that have multiple women are stealing them all??