Queensland Wasteland

[chaos]

my mum ran into someone once cause of my bad sense of space

[nismoman18]

hey all the guys who are lookin for chicks, try this line next time ur out," if u were a door id bang u all night", one thing u should never ask them however is "am i cute" i got laughed too many times asking this

[nismoman18]

hmm maybe im just ugly, gee no wonder they laughed hehe

[NismoGirl]

ERGH

get this. One Sunday they were breasttesting on the Esplande.. And we went through there like 4 times and not once did they pull me over!!

I pulled over but to tell the copper there were some drunken idiots with tallies throwing stuff and comments at cars and i wasn't too impressed. AND I STILL DIDN'T GET BREAST TESTED!!

[chaos]

hahahahahahaha

[nismoman18]

breast tested ???

[chaos]

breast tested?

thats a new one

[NismoGirl]

I like to think my breast are pretty large and plenty full..

Maybe he knew this?

[nismoman18]

ill test them hehe, bouncy equals fun, flat equals errrr fun hehe

[chaos]

ahh u are talkin about breasts

[NismoGirl]

You've never heard of Breast testing????

*slaps her head*

You's need to stop whoring on here and get out more.

[chaos]

do they test the bare breast?? or threw the shirt?

[NismoGirl]

WTF...

Breast testing is what they call Breath Testing..

Its humour.. HAR HAR.. get it?

BAH...

[nismoman18]

oh ive heard of breast testing ive never got the chance to do it though, well not to ne girl that i dont know neways

[chaos]

wtf??

ok i get it now

[nismoman18]

oh my god u women are just ****teases man

[NismoGirl]

wtf...

bah. I'm no prick teaser.. I'm ****en ugly.

[nismoman18]

werent u the blond in the dyno shootout fotos, i was thinkin supermodel

[nismoman18]

and any girl that drives a skyline is hot lol

[NismoGirl]

err... there were quite a few blondes..

*scratches head*

Fat supermodel maybe??

Fat-o-Gram?