I got Breathalized Today!!!!

[Horus]

....So Im coming home from the airport after picking up my dad in the RAV4, and I take the Burnley exit after the Burnley tunnel, and low and behold theres a booze bus right after the lights!!!!

As I drive through the pig patrol's cordoned off area, they tell me to pull over and stop, so I do, and the piggie goes to me, how are you blah blah blah and Im like Im so excited!!! Ive never been breathalized before!!!! and then he tested me, and I blew 0 of course

....so to cut a short story short, I got breathalized for the first time ever today and it was the highlight of my day!!!

I just thought Id share this with you folks

[pushead]

thanks for sharing your experience horus, wasn't it fun?

[Horus]

oh yeah

especially since I hadnt been drinking

[Milk]

ahuh

my first one was on a fwy entrance with my RAV4 too!!

good one!

[MIKGTR]

I've lived in two houses were they have set up either in front of my place or just down the road.......the novelty wears off very quick when you're getting tested 5 times a week or worse 3 times in 20minutes......its a crack up when they set up just past my place and as they're waving me in I just turn into my driveway...they go on a mission coz they think its someone trying to do a runner!!!

[predator]

Its pretty exciting isn't it? I've been driving for some 8 years or something and been breathalised about 2 times.. that is until recently when I got breathalised twice in the space of a week in pretty much the same area near the city. Other than that it doesn't happen that much, and I drive a reasonable amount.

"You will get caught" is rubbish unless you visit certain roads. But of course, for many reasons its not a good idea!

[blind_elk]

Driving up to Sydney Queens Birthday before last - got breathalyzed THREE times on the way up. Of course, blew 0.000000 every time.

[predator]

they love it in the country.. which is fair enough because a large number of deaths do occur on country roads each year.

[sniffy]

i used to deliver pizzas. they always set up just round the corner from work...i'd get checked about 2 times a night. was funny when they ask what i was doing, i say workin, then they ask where i worked...meanwhile i always had a couple of pizza bags next to me, and i was wearing a pink shirt and hat that said "pinky's pizza" on it. damn they're quick

[lowlux]

lol whenever i get breathalized i ask to keep the little white blow thing, like a momento for geting it done, i also chew the plastic as i find it fun just thougt id share that

[predator]

hmmm...kinky! reminds you that you want to blow something else??

[calvintys]

hey me too .... i also got my Breathalized test on last saturday which is my first time. the cops ask me have i been drinking and i told them the last time i have one which was 2 or 3 year ago. LOL

[sniffy]

you can keep it??? oh wow!!! im there dude

[rs73]

did you enjoy every second and 1/10th second as you blew into the pipe? listening for that melodious beep sounds that device made.....?

I've been breathalized few times, always 0 of course, no big deal, no excitements.

Just never drink and drive and you'll be fine.

[Horus]

Originally posted by rs73

did you enjoy every second and 1/10th second as you blew into the pipe? listening for that melodious beep sounds that device made.....?

I've been breathalized few times, always 0 of course, no big deal, no excitements.  

Just never drink and drive and you'll be fine.

oh yeah I loved it, but for a second, I thought Id blow over 0, but it wasw more paranoia than anything

[DavidU]

If you want some action......when they ask you to blow in to the tube,just say no I can't, I'm too pissed ,I cant even see it ! (BTW don't drink & drive)

I used to play gig's at pub's and have been tested 30 times over the years,and I got pretty sick of it ! I NEVER drink & drive.

[(B1) MR_fanny]

the first time i got breathalised was when i was still on my P's and my cuz'n'co came down from QLD in his heavily modded wrx. not ten mins into melb and it got a cannary....haha. anyways i was designated driver for the nite and we were stopped on the freeway with 7 peeps in the car. 4 in the back and 3 in the front?? yep 3. a big greek guy sittin in the passengers seat with his lil asian bro in law on his lap.....haha. blew 0 readin which was bizzare cause i had my first double scotch like an hr b4. ..i was shittin myself . the constable calls his superior over to have a look at the two guys in the passengers seat. he didnt know what to think of it or how to write it up so he just let us go with a warnin. talk about bein lucky!! do i win any prizes for this??...hehe:D

[pushead]

Does this work? I heard that if you take a fishermans friend after you drink then you get yourself breathalised it can't pick up anything?? anyone heard if this works? hehe not that im gonna drink and drive at all..

[Horus]

Originally posted by pushead

Does this work? I heard that if you take a fishermans friend after you drink then you get yourself breathalised it can't pick up anything?? anyone heard if this works? hehe not that im gonna drink and drive at all..

sure you arent.......

[pushead]

NEVER!!! :D