Translation Help

[wolverine]

i am wondering if someone would have the time to translate the info from a tow bar.

[wolverine]

help please?!?!

[Rezz]

It's just usual caution/warning sticker...

- To avoid accidents be aware of the following;

- Always use the trailer safety chain (Captain Obvious c 2006)

- Don't overload the trailer or use it in a use other than specified

Maximum trailer load E: 2000kg C: 750kg A: 500kg (aggregate?)

Maximum 'hitch ball' load @ 90 degrees E: 200kg C: 75kg A: 75kg

- Check that the hitch ball and trailer chain bolts and nuts aren't loose before using the trailer (this is fun... )

- Put grease on the trailer coupler and the hitch ball to avoid 'chafing'... hehehe I'm trying to make this amusing... just use grease so there won't be any problems is what it says basically.

- Get in contact with the place where you bought the trailer if you have any questions.

- We can't guarantee anything if you don't follow the rules properly.

Was there any hidden voodoo ninja info in there that the sticker ( being written in Japanese) made out?

Please tell me you gained great knowledge from my 20 minutes of work and go on to become the best trailer hitching dude in Australia.

[wolverine]

i kneel before you sensei.

great honour was bestowed by your forceful strike.

hai. i have gained great knowledge from your 20 minutes and i hope to be a successful trailer hitching dude.

cheers.