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My rant is nothing compared to cancer... but I have a major issue when people pull out infront of me when im on a steady stretch at 70km ish... D***head in his pt cruiser gave me about one car's length to stop (on wet road). Consequently, he sped off in his shtbox so I wouldn't clip his car and left me skidding down the street nearly having a heart attack. THEN when I pulled up next to him at the lights - he laughed. :dry:

ALSO, the idiot that stood right behind me last night at BP Morley trying to look over my shoulder when I was putting my pin number into an eftpos machine. Maybe he thought he was funny, but then when I turned to give him a filthy look he smiled - all friendly n sht. :P:P:O

Gave him the finger when I was pulling out and it made me feel a lot better :)

On a similar rant - a stupid soccer mum pulled out in front of me whilst going down greenmount hill

(gt eastern hwy). I had a semi trailer on one side and her arse end about to join with my front end. Lucky for good skyline brakes. And guess what? Not a single f**king car behind me. She must be in a rush to die.

wgmg

builders (are we seing a patern here) who call you i want this done now five or six times a day itll get done as soon as i can get to it even sooner if i dont have to keep answering the phone you d*&$head!

That's because coffee is a diuretic

its atually the milk itself in them thats the diuretic along with 5000 chemicals used for the pasturisation and homogination process.

me is a milko some has learnt these things lol

Oh i just gotta add to this:

Dumb asses in pub and public venues that set they plasma screens to 4:3 stretch. Isnt it obvious that the show is in 4:3??!??! dont u see that ppls heads are fat? we know the thing is 16:9 so play a 16:9 source you morons.

Oha nd ppl who give "the finger" at random. Like it achieves something apart from spreading hate. :O

Clients! Why do they insist in trying to micro manage the job they pay you to manage for them...I could be on a beach somewhere but nooooooo " Mr.Keets can you add that to your action log and liase with some faceless klown blah blah blah" Die empire building ass master!

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Sub humans that pull out infront of me on the way home from work. Die run of the mill sub human!

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Christina Aguleira and any of those new skool R&B types that insist on turning one vowel into an opportuinty to demosntrate their less than stellar ability to span 2 octaves with their whiny voice... and for gods sake put some weight on ya bulemic skanks, shoulder blades are not sexy :(

Oh and stupid ppl that cut me off in traffic and dont notice me flashing at em cause they have no rear view mirror and both their side mirrors ar looking at the side of the car. This woman could not see behind her car at all. That is the epitome of a driver that doesnt give 2 s***s about the world.

Clients! Why do they insist in trying to micro manage the job they pay you to manage for them...I could be on a beach somewhere but nooooooo " Mr.Keets can you add that to your action log and liase with some faceless klown blah blah blah" Die empire building ass master!

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Sub humans that pull out infront of me on the way home from work. Die run of the mill sub human!

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Christina Aguleira and any of those new skool R&B types that insist on turning one vowel into an opportuinty to demosntrate their less than stellar ability to span 2 octaves with their whiny voice... and for gods sake put some weight on ya bulemic skanks, shoulder blades are not sexy :D

And that my friend...

Wins you the!!

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That Really Grinds My Gears Grumbler of the Week Trophy!




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