Where's Squizz?

[Mud]

Where's Squizz?

I heard he finally traded the GTR for a Daewoo Matiz and has taken it up to the Northern Territory for a high speed test.

Really.

Can anyonw make up a better BS story than that?

[The Dan]

Yeah...that Daewoo actually made it off the sand.

[AzzurrA]

i heard the real reason he went for a trip to the NT is to 'work' in a 'ladies club' (similar to a gentlemans club, but for the opposite sex)...

for a few extra $, who know's what they'll get!

[DOU33]

lol

[dangerous_daveo]

Its Squizz, who cares?

I bet he has realised the error in his ways and is trying to find an auto cefiro

[Slide]

Yeah...that Daewoo actually made it off the sand.

hahahahaha

[85URK]

he's trade for a datsun 200B special edition with granny visors, and is now is doing the lawn bowl's circuit around inner brisbane.

[NismoGirl]

I doubt a daewoo matiz would make it to NT after having driven one for a week...

[chaos]

i doubt a Daewoo would make it to the coast after squizz gets behind the wheel

[predator]

I heard he was assassinated in a secret underground plot to take out the President?

[Nismo_Boy]

he moved to my place and we're making babies?

[Eug]

he moved to my place and we're making babies?

i heard this too...

[Rhinorebel]

You are all conspiracy theorists gone mad!! Squizz (El Presidenta') has gone underground to avoid a massive coup-de-ta by the unfaithful, led by John (R33Skyliner) who is ready to assume any and all positions on the Executive and lead us all into the promised land (250rwkw for all!!)

Anyone wishing to donate to the "Save the Squizz" Foundation may give to a bank, any bank, as they are all bloodsucking scum anyway.

[dangerous_daveo]

You are all conspiracy theorists gone mad!! Squizz (El Presidenta') has gone underground to avoid a massive coup-de-ta by the unfaithful, led by John (R33Skyliner) who is ready to assume any and all positions on the Executive and lead us all into the promised land (250rwkw for all!!)

Anyone wishing to donate to the "Save the Squizz" Foundation may give to a bank, any bank, as they are all bloodsucking scum anyway.

As if man, you made that up.

[Mud]

You are all conspiracy theorists gone mad!! Squizz (El Presidenta') has gone underground to avoid a massive coup-de-ta by the unfaithful, led by John (R33Skyliner) who is ready to assume any and all positions on the Executive and lead us all into the promised land (250rwkw for all!!)

Anyone wishing to donate to the "Save the Squizz" Foundation may give to a bank, any bank, as they are all bloodsucking scum anyway.

that is sooo funny

[predator]

I heard he is caught up making a modern art sculpture out of his broken gearboxes?

[Squizz]

I heard he had a viral infection that made it's way to his chest and stomach causing him to shit water and cough his lungs out for a week and a half.

Just a rumour though...

[myR32]

I heard he had a viral infection that made it's way to his chest and stomach causing him to shit water and cough his lungs out for a week and a half.

Just a rumour though...

ooooh nasty, hope your feeling better mate.

But I like Daves theory better.

[Mud]

Well that's much more plausible.

Hope you get better soon.

[RYN26]

love the funny stories. And hope Squizz get well soon!