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rofl wonder if there'd be a highspeed chase by pizza hungry cops for that...

"In pursuit of a white dominoes echo, do we know whos the driver?"

"dunno sarge, but we just got word theres 2 large pizzas, a coke and a garlic bread on board"

"hmm... its been 20 minutes so we wont have to pay for them now, deploy the spike strips this bastard will not get away!!"

hahahahahahahahahahahah

muahahahahahahahaha

mamahauahahahaha

thats pure gold, i have actually laughed out loud. lol

but yeah, apparently the woman at the door told the pizza guy his car was moving, he turned to see his car driving off.. he then just turned. and walked back to the shop lol....

sad thing is his wallet and phone was in the car....

the thing that bothers me, is that if you are one of the poeple who order a supreme... dominos simply grab the stuff in the drop pans and slap that onto ya pizza,, Dont get me wrong, its perfectly fine, but i suppose it all depends on what falls off other pizzas on the make bench

i can basically write off alot of my car for work purposes sooo things like reasonable costs for fuel/oil, interest on my car loan, racq membership, 'maintenance' (includes mods believe it or not), insurance/rego costs, basically any car related expense is taxable for me, plus get alot back for living away expenses etc.. plus doing heaps of o/t and on call work from pay to pay period means on a busy fornight i get owned by tax but get it back when it evens out at the end of the year..

like mr T, i pity the fools that get nothing back :D

Well, I get rooted over at tax time.

This year, I had to buy a phone and a laptop for work, totalling about $2500. The laptop is salary sacrificed, and therefore invoiced to the company, so I can't use that for tax, and the phone is part of a plan, but I paid $0 up front but pay the phone off over the year. The invoice I got for that is for $0, so I can't use that for tax...

Bastards.

nono same one from skidpan, where i launced that tyre at you lol.

But i have a small dent in the fender from a service station at gladstone. Everywhere i go i scrape my poor front bar, i need something that doesnt stick as far out, but i like my front bar- noone else has got one like it.

Well, I get rooted over at tax time.

This year, I had to buy a phone and a laptop for work, totalling about $2500. The laptop is salary sacrificed, and therefore invoiced to the company, so I can't use that for tax, and the phone is part of a plan, but I paid $0 up front but pay the phone off over the year. The invoice I got for that is for $0, so I can't use that for tax...

Bastards.

do you guys go to decent accountants? I claimed work related calls on my personal mobile- he just asked me what my average monthly bill was and ended up claiming i think 5% of that which he says is totally reasonable, i could have claimed way more. Things like this all add up.

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