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Lame Joke for the Morning

John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the rest of me

life, between the legs of me wife!"

That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night!

He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the prize for the Best toast of

the night"

She said, "Aye, did ye now. And what was your toast?"

John said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, sitting in church beside

me wife."

"Oh, that is very nice indeed, John!" Mary said.

The next day, Mary ran into one of John's drinking buddies on the street

corner. The man chuckled leeringly and said, "John won the prize the other

night at the pub with a toast about you, Mary."

She said, "Aye, he told me, and I was a bit surprised myself. You know, he's

only been there twice in the last four years. Once he fell asleep, and the

other time I had to pull him by the ears to make him come."

when i refer to neighbour... i dont actually mean my next door neighbour. i refer to my girlfriend sleeping next to me.

LOL

Bet if she woke you up in a different kind of way you wouldnt be complaining!!!!!

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