Whoretown - Now Interest Free

[shanef]

why should i wake up early just to whore, i dont have to start til 8

im with u...dave, ur just weird

[Konrad]

peeps in glasshouses shane, peeps in glasshouses

[shanef]

peeps in glasshouses shane, peeps in glasshouses

i dont get it

[Konrad]

i dont get it

i was pointing out that you're usually on whoretown most mornings

sorry if it required all too much thought

[Jdfnq]

it hurts to think this early in the morning

[Rhinorebel]

Shane, you don't get it because you are a doody-head.

[Konrad]

hehe dave said doody

[Rhinorebel]

Yeah, but Dave is wondering if it should be spelled "doodie".......

[Konrad]

hmm who should adjudicate such matters? should ring up qld police and ask them , using my flatmates mobile

[shanef]

I've come to a conclusion. You are all ghey

[Mr-Toy33]

I've come to a conclusion. You are all ghey

shane, u been sittin on santa's lap again and touch in those special little areas?

LOL

[franky boy]

shane, u been sittin on santa's lap again and touch in those special little areas?

LOL

lmao

[phatboi2010]

Morning Bitches....

ONLY 8 hrs till da week end!!! YAY!!

Birthday Celebrations here i come!!!!

and

i agree with Shane your all Ghey!!!

whats wrong with shane helping santa empty his sack??

[shanef]

shane, u been sittin on santa's lap again and touch in those special little areas?

LOL

least i wont get coal in my 'sack' this year

[shanef]

haha good morning lee!

P.S titties FTW!!!!

[phatboi2010]

haha good morning lee!

P.S titties FTW!!!!

[SMR33]

Morning peeps

[Jdfnq]

>>Q. What does Geraint Jones and Michael Jackson have in common?

>>A. They both wear gloves for no apparent reason

 

>>Q. What is the height of optimism?

>>A. An English batsman applying sunscreen.

 

>>Q. What does Ashley Giles put in his hands to make sure the next ball

>>almost always takes a wicket?

>>A. A bat.

 

>>Q. What would Glen McGrath be if he was an Englishman?

>>A. An allrounder.

 

>>Q. What advantage do Kevin Pieterson, Andrew Strauss and Geraint Jones

>>have over the rest of their team-mates?

>>A. At least they can say they're not really English.

 

>>Q. What is the English version of a hat-trick?

>>A. Three runs in three balls.

 

>>Q. What do you call an Englishman with 100 runs against his name?

>>A. A bowler.

 

>>Q. What is the most proficient form of footwork displayed by English

>>batsmen?

>>A. The walk back to the pavilion.

 

>>Q. Who has the easiest job in the English squad?

>>A. The guy who removes the red ball marks from the bats.

 

>>Q. Why is Andrew Flintoff the unluckiest English player?

>>A. Because he was born in England.

 

>>Q. What does "Ashes" stand for?

>>A. Another Sad Horrific English Series.

 

>>Q. What's the English version of LBW?

>>A. Lost, Beaten, Walloped.

 

>>Q. Who spends the most time on the crease of anyone in the English team?

>>A. The person who ironed the cricket whites.

 

[SMR33]

[shanef]

http://home.att.net/~hideaway_today/t041/xmas_santa.swf

Merry christmas everyone