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i found it!!! the answer to my question.

"Human cloning is outlawed because if Chuck Norris were cloned, then it would be possible for a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to meet another chuck Norris roundhouse kick. Physicists theorize that this contact would end the universe."

damn right

:no:

i'm having to much fun reading these facts....

People at work have think i've gone :yes:

"In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe."

so wats everyone doing on christmas day?

since my dads frequent flyer points are paying and all - flying to new zealand...

and no im not a kiwi and no im not going to f&$k any sheep :yes:

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so wats everyone doing on christmas day?

Sleeping In YAY!!! and then going to go have a BIG BBQ with all my family and Friends

since im a bogan and all, i`ll be sittin on the veranda smokin a billy and suckin down a beer

:yes: that aint no bogan thats a Hill Billy, ha ha ha

John are you a Hill Billy Bogan?

since my dads frequent flyer points are paying and all - flying to new zealand...

and no im not a kiwi and no im not going to f&$k any sheep :no:

Lies all Lies!!!

Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.

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