Whoretown - Now Interest Free

[Mushroom]

hey mike well i live near mansfield state high school so is that close by??

hmm i didn't know what I wanted to do at school and my guidance officer was a complete waste of space I agree let the kids decide they put too much pressure on kids too early as to what they want to do let them decide on their own.

[lilmike86]

sumo suits FTW!

how the hell am i supposed to drive in a sumo suit anyway?!?!

3 OF THEM!!!! *runs out of the room crying*

[Revhead]

yeah, course we do. tell her to call 13 14 29

Sweet as... cheers

[Mushroom]

ahh take the diet of a fat man we can show you how to pack weight on

[lilmike86]

hey mike well i live near mansfield state high school so is that close by??

i live right next to red rooter at Wishart shopping village

[Mushroom]

yeah well you are really close by Spilmer lives close as well as Sexyn

[lilmike86]

Sweet as... cheers

no problem. tell her to call me if she has any questions and i'll help her out (just coz i'm the nicest manager at the company ) also, is she hot?

ahh take the diet of a fat man we can show you how to pack weight on

i have tried that! i dont gain any weight! i actually lose weight when i do that! my metabolism picks up the more i eat! if i eat less, it slows down! i cant win with it! am i doomed to have this perfect metabolism forever!

your probably all thinking i'm an ungrateful sh*t right now actually, most of you would kill to be able eat like me especially the girls

[Mushroom]

not sure about the girls but yes I would, i need to lose about 10kgs but well you get that thats why i took up scuba all that extra exercise has got to be good for me

hey dave how you feeling today?

[Revhead]

no problem. tell her to call me if she has any questions and i'll help her out (just coz i'm the nicest manager at the company ) also, is she hot?

Not too shabby, but taken lol

Same number and ask for you?

i have tried that! i dont gain any weight! i actually lose weight when i do that! my metabolism picks up the more i eat! if i eat less, it slows down! i cant win with it! am i doomed to have this perfect metabolism forever!

your probably all thinking i'm an ungrateful sh*t right now actually, most of you would kill to be able eat like me especially the girls

You so suck.

[shanef]

also, is she hot?

bahaha i was waiting for that bit

[lilmike86]

yeah well you are really close by Spilmer lives close as well as Sexyn

cool, i'll have to come leave flaming bags on all your door steps

nah marc, if she wants to call me, just pm me and i'll give you my office no.

[shanef]

i can tell you mike's office number if you want, hell ill even post it in whoretown

[lilmike86]

bahaha i was waiting for that bit

do you blame me? cant say you wouldnt do the same

also, any posting of my numbers besides me will result in shane being castrated with a spoon

[Mushroom]

thanks mike but i think my two dogs may have a difference in opinion to that

you should come round one day and see my unicorn of a skyline.

[Revhead]

i can tell you mike's office number if you want, hell ill even post it in whoretown

Does it start with 1902?

[Mushroom]

ooh now that sounds like fun viewing

[lilmike86]

thanks mike but i think my two dogs may have a difference in opinion to that

you should come round one day and see my unicorn of a skyline.

hehehe thats what you think. chloroform filled cheerios sleepy time for the dogs

i was actually bout to say that! i have been hearing all about it and never seen it. would be good.

[Mushroom]

well i am on leave for the rest of this week then i go back to work (booo hisss) but yeah if you want i cn pm you my mobile number

[lilmike86]

we'll i'll be at the dinner tonight so i'll just get it off you then. that way i can put a face to the number (unlike shane, coz they dont give children mobiles )

[Mushroom]

lol no probs wel i am off to dans see everyone tonight