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walk backwards everywhere, that'll make things go quicker :D

hopefully i get to blow up another sh*tty falcon this weekend. we've done 2 so far this year, three would be good before january is over.

already destroyed a ZL fairlane and an XE. now we have an XF, fark yeah!! and its a manual with dodgy plates on it. Council park drifting ftw!!!

j/k i wouldnt do that :laugh:

ha ha ha ha

sounds awesome!!!

My friend and I wanna buy scooters and thrash the sh*t out of them...

Speaking of scooters, I was down the coast yesterday and saw the funniest thing, some kid that works at seaworld was riding his scooter and no shit the wind pushed him off his moped.. BAHAHAHA

He layed in the middle of the road like he was dying with the scooter on him and said he couldn't get up, it took 2 people to help him BAHAHAHAHA Then he limped to the site of the road

I wish I didn't drink... I think I may have also had a stroke at some point....

:laugh:

Mondays suck wang

i've had three heart attacks, they suck :D

Don't f**king start on me mike. I will release the chickens.

Wang knows best :sorcerer:

chicken?

chick20.jpg

and who is this person who is sucking wang, thats just not acceptable! lee is my bitch! back off :O

Wow you are soooo barking up the wrong tree, I am doing selection criteria for a new job

wel then, perhaps you should look in.....this briefcase then! *opens a briefcase with a fart bomb inside*

haha sucka! yours now!

Hello token

How has the cap popping gone so far this week?

Good. Got myself one of 666DAN's Traction control canceller things. Awesome fun.

Stole myself a Nismo Short-shifter and gear stick knob, should be here tomorrow.

Good. Got myself one of 666DAN's Traction control canceller things. Awesome fun.

Stole myself a Nismo Short-shifter and gear stick knob, should be here tomorrow.

Sick....you want one of my patented gearknob covers? Perfect for those hot days where the gearknob becomes a branding iron!

ha ha ha ha

sounds awesome!!!

My friend and I wanna buy scooters and thrash the sh*t out of them...

Speaking of scooters, I was down the coast yesterday and saw the funniest thing, some kid that works at seaworld was riding his scooter and no shit the wind pushed him off his moped.. BAHAHAHA

He layed in the middle of the road like he was dying with the scooter on him and said he couldn't get up, it took 2 people to help him BAHAHAHAHA Then he limped to the site of the road

lmao

oh noes, not the scooters again. i had bad experiences with those things.

we hired two when i was at the coast for a friends b'day. we took them off raod through a park. doing 60 along the grass with friends on the path. saw a bump up ahead and i thouht i'd be a smart arse and do a jump :D got about 4 feet in the air and then i landed. the scooter flipped upside down (road tires on grass = bad) i hit the ground flat on my shoulder, and came to an instant stop, no rolling :) that really hurt! got up, thing wouldnt start and we heard cop sirens, we shat ourselves. plus i smashed the rear tailight.

decided to drive them back now. friend gets pulled over on the ones that i trashed. turns out it has no rego either :O so cop escorts us back to the shop. he goes off at the store and gets all our money back including the bond :happy: he even makes them ignore the smasjed tailight, saying it looks like it was old :laugh:

meanwhile, i'm there covered in dirt and blood from coming off.

good times good times

just ummmm

keep the beer between the legs

and all will be sweet

shouldn't i be keeping alcohol away from my croutch?

Isn't that like putting bait between my legs...

BAHAHAHAHA

YOU WANT ME TO GET VIOLATED I KNOW IT!!!!!!!!

Giving me crazy advice... PFFFFF!!

shouldn't i be keeping alcohol away from my croutch?

Isn't that like putting bait between my legs...

BAHAHAHAHA

YOU WANT ME TO GET VIOLATED I KNOW IT!!!!!!!!

Giving me crazy advice... PFFFFF!!

they r abo's up there

they go for each other, not the other kind

keepin it between the legs would deter them from gettin closer to u :D

lmao

oh noes, not the scooters again. i had bad experiences with those things.

we hired two when i was at the coast for a friends b'day. we took them off raod through a park. doing 60 along the grass with friends on the path. saw a bump up ahead and i thouht i'd be a smart arse and do a jump :D got about 4 feet in the air and then i landed. the scooter flipped upside down (road tires on grass = bad) i hit the ground flat on my shoulder, and came to an instant stop, no rolling :) that really hurt! got up, thing wouldnt start and we heard cop sirens, we shat ourselves. plus i smashed the rear tailight.

decided to drive them back now. friend gets pulled over on the ones that i trashed. turns out it has no rego either :O so cop escorts us back to the shop. he goes off at the store and gets all our money back including the bond :happy: he even makes them ignore the smasjed tailight, saying it looks like it was old :laugh:

meanwhile, i'm there covered in dirt and blood from coming off.

good times good times

BAHAHAHAHAHAHA

YOU GOT LIKE 3 FEET OF AIR THAT TIME!

Ever take it off any sweet jumps....

*napoleon dynamite how i <3 you!*

LOL trashing scooters is the best.... i also want a pocket bike to do some sweet ass tricks with Uncle Ricko!

BAHAHAHAHAHAHA

YOU GOT LIKE 3 FEET OF AIR THAT TIME!

Ever take it off any sweet jumps....

*napoleon dynamite how i <3 you!*

LOL trashing scooters is the best.... i also want a pocket bike to do some sweet ass tricks with Uncle Ricko!

Mod your car and thrash that instead...much more fun

BAHAHAHAHAHAHA

YOU GOT LIKE 3 FEET OF AIR THAT TIME!

Ever take it off any sweet jumps....

*napoleon dynamite how i <3 you!*

LOL trashing scooters is the best.... i also want a pocket bike to do some sweet ass tricks with Uncle Ricko!

if u can get a pocket bike and do flips in the air, then u'll know how to really ride one :D

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