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YEP!

VIDSORBAN!

ok challenge has been set. i accept

They certainly do! Very well actually.

And the smells are so nice. Grape and Strawberry and Mint :happy::P

OMG OMG OMG everyone guess what?

I am the coolest out of all you fags cos I have the most posts. Yeh that's right go check *waits*

Bahahahah f*kn fooled the lot of you!

*puts on purple shirt*

*stabs in eye*

PURPLE SHIRTED EYE STABBER PWNS YOU ALL!!! MUHAHAHAHA!

ZOMg send me some.

You went home early and I got you by 1 I think!

well looks like we have to do a best out of 3 lol

speaking of old....we saw a real live squizz today!

Yes, yes we did. TWICE! :P

without aircon its toooo hot to whore much I just watch yooz tis enough effort in thaat and Hi shane john andy anna annav2 konrad karen marc anyone i missed ?

Hello sweet terry :happy:

work in project managment and design... yeah you may beat me when i get busy... it's either flat out or dead where i work.....

Ah ok cool. I do project management to in building. im always flat out lol

KAZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Ahahah and I remember when sl!m would give us all :ballonsandshit: when we reached several hundred :(

yessssssssssss hi5 :sorcerer:

Now slim was the real post whore the lil bastard

and u cant use shanes 14yr old gf in replacement of anne

Sif shes that old

Bryn!!! damn i missed ya damn

No I havent found anything yet Karen its a slog I tells ya.

and a just for laughs

An attractive woman entered a pet shop. When the clerk offered assistance, she explained that she was recently divorced, and was looking for a small-ish dog for company. The clerk explained that the name of the store was 'Exotic Pets' and that, unfortunately, they did not stock cats, dogs, fish or any commonplace pets. He did say, however, that he had something which might be ideal. He took the woman into a back room. He walked over to a terrarium, and pointed proudly to a large bullfrog which sat inside it.

"Would that suit your needs?", he asked.

The woman answered, scornfully, that she hardly thought an amphibian would be a suitable companion.

"Ah", replied the salesman, leering, "but this 'amphibian' has been carefully trained ... to perform oral sex upon women."

At this the woman's eyes lit up. She eagerly negotiated a price of $500 for the frog, and left with it in her expectant possession. Arriving home, she drew a bubble bath, poured a glass of champagne and relaxed in anticipation. When she was thoroughly mellow, she dried herself, and arranged herself, nude, upon her bed. Parting her thighs, she placed the frog between them, closed her eyes, and waited. Nothing happened. She prodded the frog. Still nothing. She moved it up further toward her body. Nothing. She ordered it to perform. No response.

After an hour of this frustration, she lifted the phone, and called the pet shop. When the clerk answered, she complained loudly that she had been cheated. The clerk apologized profusely, wrote down her address, and said he'd be right over. Ten minutes later, he knocked on the door, and the woman answered, wearing a nightgown. He asked her to demonstrate the problem. She obliged, by disrobing and assuming her former position, with the frog in place. The frog made no movement.

"You see?", she asked, petulantly.

"Yes, I do", said the man.

Then, addressing the frog as he removed his necktie and shirt, he said, "Now, I'm only going to show you this one more time..."

Dude... that's his SISTER! :(

umm nahh!

it was a servo 14yr old whore.

shane was close to winnin her to pimp her out.

but she refused cause she wouldnt leave her current pimp she was with

so, she accepted datin shane instead.

soon after the acceptance of that, shane had to go to the toilet.

and u cant use shanes 14yr old gf in replacement of anne

lol ok done deal. and if i get her to sing what do i get?

No can do, I cant whore much these days :(

Awww why not??

Hilighters or purple shirted eye stabbers?

Dude... that's his SISTER! :(

highlighters

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