Whoretown - Now Interest Free

[phatboi2010]

just got off the phone with rotary motorsport. they are going to engineer my new car for like $150! how good is that! plus a dyno tune for less than $350, no time charge, flat fee

mike is happy now

have you even got the car yet?

[*..KITAS..*]

just got off the phone with rotary motorsport. they are going to engineer my new car for like $150! how good is that! plus a dyno tune for less than $350, no time charge, flat fee

mike is happy now

Good To hear Mike!

That's great news!!!

*does a jig*

[lilmike86]

have you even got the car yet?

the guy is looking into transport options for me. might just get it sent up from SA instead of driving, cost almost the same should have it (providing that damn cheque clears) soon. prob have in about 2 weeks hopefully (including shipping)

Good To hear Mike!

That's great news!!!

*does a jig*

[lilmike86]

even better is the fact that he just told me (literally 30 seconds ago) he will ship it for free!!!! thats saving $1000, this is a good day for me for some weird reason.

[phatboi2010]

A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat themselves, and engage in animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores their conversation at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following:

''Emma come first. I come. Dennis come and Dennis come again. I come again. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come once-a-more.''

''You foul-mouthed swine,'' retorted the lady indignantly. ''In this country we don't talk about our sex lives in public.''

''Hey, coola down lady,'' said the man. ''Imma just tella my friend howa to spella Mississippi.''

[lilmike86]

A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat themselves, and engage in animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores their conversation at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following:

''Emma come first. I come. Dennis come and Dennis come again. I come again. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come once-a-more.''

''You foul-mouthed swine,'' retorted the lady indignantly. ''In this country we don't talk about our sex lives in public.''

''Hey, coola down lady,'' said the man. ''Imma just tella my friend howa to spella Mississippi.''

hahaha nice

[phatboi2010]

Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company's Christmas Party. Jack is not normally a drinker, but the drinks didn't taste like alcohol at all. He didn't even remember how he got home from the party. As bad as he was feeling, he wondered if he did something wrong.

Jack had to force himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table. And, next to them, a single red rose! Jack sits up and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. He looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotlessly clean. So is the rest of the house.

He takes the aspirins, cringes when he sees a huge black eye staring back at him in the bathroom mirror. Then he notices a note hanging on the corner of the mirror written in red with little hearts on it and a kiss mark from his wife in lipstick: "Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to get groceries to make you your favorite dinner tonight. I love you, darling! Love, Jillian"

He stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough, there is hot breakfast, steaming hot coffee and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating. Jack asks, "Son...what happened last night?"

"Well, you came home after 3 A.M. , drunk and out of your mind. You fell over the coffee table and broke it, and then you puked in the hallway, and got that black eye when you ran into the door. Confused, he asked his son, "So, why is everything in such perfect order and so clean? I have a rose, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me??"

His son replies, "Oh THAT!... Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your pants off, you screamed, "Leave me alone, I'm married!!"

[LIL34]

*sings*

Everybody look at me, me

I walk in the door you start screaming

Come on everybody what chu here for?

Move your body around like a nympho

Everybody get your necks to crack around

All you crazy people come on jump around

I want to see you all on your knees, knees

You either want to be with me, or be me!

Maneater, make you work more

Make you spend more

Make you want all, of her love

She's a maneater

make you buy cars

make you cut cards

make you fall real hard in love

She's a Maneater, make you work more

Make you spend more

Make you want all, of her love

She's a maneater

make you buy cars

make you cut cards

Wish you never ever met her at all!

[LIL34]

GO NOVA U GOOD THING!!!!!!!!!!!!

[LIL34]

Man, I never realised the lyrics to that song are so vain!!

Edited January 31, 2007 by LIL34

[shanef]

*yawn & stretch* ahh that was a good sleep

[phatboi2010]

*yawn & stretch* ahh that was a good sleep

shane you slack ass...

[lilmike86]

shane you suck ass...

yes he does

[phatboi2010]

Humpty Dumpty sat on a rock. Little Bo Peep was sucking his cock. As soon as he came she started to weep. She knew by the taste he'd been f**king her sheep....

[*..KITAS..*]

Humpty Dumpty sat on a rock. Little Bo Peep was sucking his cock. As soon as he came she started to weep. She knew by the taste he'd been f**king her sheep....

Bahahahahahahahaha

Ewwwwww

*vomits*

[phatboi2010]

A Girls First Time

As you lie back your muscles tighten. You put him off for a while searching for an excuse, but he refuses to be swayed as he approaches you.

He asks if you're afraid and you shake your head bravely. He has had more experience, but it's the first time his finger has found the right place.

He probes deeply and you shiver; your body tenses; but he's gentle like he promised he'd be.

He looks deeply within your eyes and tells you to trust him-he's done this many times before.

His cool smile relaxes you and you open wider to give him more room for an easy entrance. You begin to plead and beg him to hurry, but he slowly takes his time, wanting to cause you as little pain as possible.

As he presses closer, going deeper, you feel the tissue give way; pain surges throughout your body and you feel the slight trickle of blood as he continues. He looks at you concerned and asks you if it's too painful.

Your eyes are filled with tears but you shake your head and nod for him to go on. He begins going in and out with skill but you are now too numb to feel him within you. After a few moments, you feel something bursting within you and he pulls it out of you, you lay panting, glad to have it over. He looks at you and smiling warmly, tells you, with a chuckle; that you have been his most stubborn yet most rewarding experience.

You smile and thank your dentist. After all, it was your first time to have a tooth pulled.

Naughty, Naughty!

Excuse me, What were you thinkin'?

[Keegs]

pics of new car mike!

[becks]

hello

[lilmike86]

http://www.aus-cartalk.com/viewtopic.php?t=23266

[lilmike86]

hello

ahh its back!!!!

*runs*