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Me no understandah the engrish...

:P

I got them from ... YO MAMMA!!!! :kiss:

And they can't be your breastsesesss ... they be my breastesesss with my newest piercing! >_<

Me givey you two dorrar!!

you speak good english :laugh:

LOL

FIST YOUR BALLOON KNOT

BALLOON KNOT=ANUS ;)

:laugh:

kink bitch :P

Mikey, I see you finally got in and got your userbars >_<

yeah, at work so i had time to kill. bit of a pain in the arse really, but distracted me for an hour or so :P

BBQ

A man says to his wife " your ass is the size of a 3 burner BBQ ".

Later in bed the man says " do you fancy sex?

" Wife says " no f**king point lighting a BBQ for half a sausage!!!! "

And they can't be your breastsesesss ... they be my breastesesss with my newest piercing! :P

Me givey you two dorrar!!

i sorta feel sick now >_<

make it two fitty and you got deal!

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yeah, at work so i had time to kill. bit of a pain in the arse really, but distracted me for an hour or so :P

Ahahah nice. I couldn't find a boobie one that I liked, so I made one.

I SMELL BLUEBERRIES!

BBQ

A man says to his wife " your ass is the size of a 3 burner BBQ ".

Later in bed the man says " do you fancy sex?

" Wife says " no f**king point lighting a BBQ for half a sausage!!!! "

hahaha that ones pretty good!

awww there there little one...perhaps u could see me if we go for lunch tomorrow/friday?

*strokes beard*

I am 'doing' lunch with the old chooks from work tomorrow, but Friday I am free. And seeing as it is my last day, I think I might just make it a long one :P

Ahahah nice. I couldn't find a boobie one that I liked, so I made one.

I SMELL BLUEBERRIES!

wow, shnozberries taste like shnozberries *licks windows*

- Supertroopers

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*strokes beard*

I am 'doing' lunch with the old chooks from work tomorrow, but Friday I am free. And seeing as it is my last day, I think I might just make it a long one :P

ok friday it is then...thai? (in the aircon aswell fark that outside crap :()

you havent earnt the right to stroke your beard yet! not until you can master the confucian flick!

*strokes, then flicks beard over shoulder*

ahh mike, extremely long pubes dont count

:P

BAHAHAHAHA

I never seen it said like that...

GOLD JERRY GOLD!!!!!!!!!!!!

:P

Borat m'lady :(

you havent earnt the right to stroke your beard yet! not until you can master the confucian flick!

*strokes, then flicks beard over shoulder*

confucian flick is for little boys with no pubic hair. Keep it simple Simon.

Lean in, head turn, stroke.

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