Whoretown - Now Interest Free

[phatboi2010]

MArc your no fun.....

atleast you didnt' suspend me

[shanef]

CHINESE SICK LEAVE

Hung Chow calls into work and says, "Hey, boss, I no come work today, I really sick. I got headache, stomach-ache and my legs hurt, I no come to work."

The boss says, "You know Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel like this I go to my wife and tell her give me sex. That makes everything better and I go to work. You try that." Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. "Boss, I do what you say and I feel great. I be at work soon........You got nice house!"

[shanef]

Two peanuts walk into a bar - One was asalted.

A sandwich walks into a bar - The barman says "Sorry, we don't serve food in here"

A jumper cable walking into a bar - The barman says "Look I'll serve you, but don't start anything"

A truckie walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says - "A beer please...and one for the road"

A dyslexic man walks into a bra...(HAHA oh I love that)

Two aerials meet on a roof, fall in love and get married - The ceremony wasn't much but the reception was great!

I went to the seafood disco rave last week and pulled a mussel.

I opened a pack of Snakes Alive and they were all dead!

I found a Tic Tac in the gutter once, it was in mint condition.

[SMR33]

Home time kiddies YAY

I'll see you later, whoever is going to dinner tonight

[shanef]

cya tonite karen

[Mushroom]

hey all

[markimak]

cya tonight all

[85URK]

sif not love old school styling lol

[Nismo_Boy]

vote for me if they add my name http://www.skylinesaustralia.com/forums/in...id=2939176&

[Nismo_Boy]

im pretty sure shane has the one on the right side up the top!

I'd almost ne 2nd from the left

[Nismo_Boy]

the one bottom left hand corner looks like my penises hair cut

fark man, trim that shit!

[Ska]

I'm so ronery..so ronery...

[Ska]

pffft tuesday night dinners, who needs em............................................

me :crys:

[Ska]

OI JOSH CMERE AND CHAT WITH ME YOU FCUKER!

[Ska]

FINE THE SCREW YOU GUYS I'M GOING HOME!

[Keegs]

sif..

[666DAN]

I've request Josh on the hate thread <3

[Nismo_Boy]

thanks baby cakes

[shanef]

so when r u f**kucks coming to a tuesday nite dinner???

[Keegs]

tuesday night dinners aren't what they used to be and they never will be as the 1337 no longer go.