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Stealing is considered legal currency in the switch.
Indeed it is. Years ago my brother went downstairs to ride his bike (pushbike) and noticed it wasn't there... then noticed an, er, indigenous person walking up the street with it... needless to say they chased him down and confronted him.

Brother: WTF are you doing? That's my bike!

Thief: No it's not, I found it. It's mine.

B: Yeah, in my yard!

T: Yeah, but I found it so it's mine.

Conversation went around in circles until my dad and several equally large guys caught up and the thieving scum was eventually convinced to hand back the bike. And things like that were not uncommon. It's so hard not to racially stereotype when so many fit the mould perfectly.

Indeed it is. Years ago my brother went downstairs to ride his bike (pushbike) and noticed it wasn't there... then noticed an, er, indigenous person walking up the street with it... needless to say they chased him down and confronted him.

Brother: WTF are you doing? That's my bike!

Thief: No it's not, I found it. It's mine.

B: Yeah, in my yard!

T: Yeah, but I found it so it's mine.

Conversation went around in circles until my dad and several equally large guys caught up and the thieving scum was eventually convinced to hand back the bike. And things like that were not uncommon. It's so hard not to racially stereotype when so many fit the mould perfectly.

They fit the mould and the mold. pheeew

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Hey everyone!!

I got given flowers and triple distilled vodka at my going away morning tea today ... muhahahahahahaha

awww how lovely....now u can kepe them flowers, but i'll happily take that vodka :happy:

got it, Now I will write it on the toilet doors in the valley. You can go in to the holesale bus so we can get some more mods.

ok, but if ur fine with bein my bitch, caus i'm the PIMP :happy:

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