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you dont know how to use the force so there is no point

no police force thinking of joining up

change of plan for me matey....i wont be going to dinner...i can still drop you off at the dome though but earlier then 7pm.

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ring me if you have questions, i wont be going as i have to get roadworthy and other stuff done on this lux i am selling and also going home to get my ecu to sell. and get some bits for Dan.

but yeah like i said i can still drop you off.

as if not come for a bit... i wanna share a mocktail will u bish..

So it's dole form day, who wants to fill out my job "diary" I need some fake jobs haha.

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bahaha funniest read ever ya silly bitch..

You can put me down Josh

Zero Point Electronics, you applied for the position of regional sales manager for QLD with our expanding LED range distribution.

oh dan i want some parkers and hi/lo H4s for my 180sx.. just globes around 4800k something white and bright not too bluish..

Oh Dan, a ya car pic looks hawt in the post ya car thread :rolleyes:

finally 12 hours later, the toilet i clogged is clear not to self, dont try flushing a toilet roll core with a big heavy load.. doesnt work :P

bahaha... that will teach ya poof

muahaha, i bought a large big mac meal, double cheese burger and a mcflurry and paid 5ish bucks :huh: gotta love shit hole countries

i bet its made of rat feet and lizard testicles..

in philippines i could feed my whole family for $20 soo friggen good.. and u can have live dinning for around the same..

i remember getting large KFC meals with wedges... and rice and spaghetti.. yes spaghetti in KFC for $5.. how friggen good is that.. brand new genuine nike cortez for like $30 and billabong shirts for $3 socks like nike for $1

and im going to phils 16/12-16/1/08

BOOYAH

Oh i see you mark, the whoring begings :P

hey sexy.. lets begin

i just finished my exam and need to whore

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I gotta fill out 10 jobs...

bahaha.. fake em

i remember doing that back after i finished year 12 then went opn to be come a apprentice mech and then 18months later study accounting.. fark that was a stupid move...

3512 posts to go till 60,000 the race is on boys

bahah spoken like a tru whore.. have a look who got 50000.. YES THAT WAS ME..

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OH!!! He jumped from forty thousand feet

without a paraschute..

He jumped from forty thousand feet

without a paraschute...

He jumped from forty thousand feet

without a paraschute..

and he aint gonna jump no more..

glory glory what a hell of a way to die

glory glory what a hell of a way to die

glory glory what a hell of a way to die

and he aint gonna jump no more.

he landed on the tarmac like a lump of strawberry jam

he landed on the tarmac like a lump of strawberry jam

he landed on the tarmac like a lump of strawberry jam

and he aint gonna jump no more.

glory glory what a hell of a way to die

glory glory what a hell of a way to die

glory glory what a hell of a way to die

and he aint gonna jump no more.

they scrapped him off the tarmac with a piece of four by two

they scrapped him off the tarmac with a piece of four by two

they scrapped him off the tarmac with a piece of four by two

and he aint gonna jump no more.

glory glory what a hell of a way to die

glory glory what a hell of a way to die

glory glory what a hell of a way to die

and he aint gonna jump no more.

(if you want the rest then pm me.)

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