Whoretown - Now Interest Free

[Squizz]

I'm enjoying your stay more and more.

"My stay"? Look who started this thread.

[Squizz]

Also I can't commit to dinner, I have a baby arriving any day now, the suspense is killing me.

[olloSKYLINEollo]

*grabs chair and popcorn*

[Captain Natro]

All I'm hearing is "wah wah wah I built a look at me car and now realise it's slow and expensive so I'd better throw out any and all cliche V8's are better lines and hope noone notices my little man tears".

*inserts V8s are better line* Built with spanners not chop sticks, yeah take that. Skid comp? Lets see your POS sooby do that... Ill meet you at centerlink at dawn!

Now where did I put that blasted beer can

[SCR48]

so much to catch up on

[Squizz]

*inserts V8s are better line* Built with spanners not chop sticks, yeah take that. Skid comp? Lets see your POS sooby do that... Ill meet you at centerlink at dawn!

Now where did I put that blasted beer can

Smoking 4 tyres > Smoking 1 tyre

[SCR48]

Smoking 4 tyres > Smoking 1 tyre

One wheel bandits FTW

[Squizz]

One wheel bandits FTW

Saves him wasting dole money on two tyres at once when you can just swap non-directional Bob Jane All-rounders from left to right.

[Captain Natro]

Smoking 4 tyres > Smoking 1 tyre

Yer... Cause mine chucks peg leg skids all the time, it's so I save on my tyre bill. Bloody rice burners

[Captain Natro]

Saves him wasting dole money on two tyres at once when you can just swap non-directional Bob Jane All-rounders from left to right.

Blue streak eagles brah, none of this expensive bob Jane stuff

[Squizz]

Blue streak eagles brah, none of this expensive bob Jane stuff

Just paint the lip of your steelies black, would offer longer life and better performance than Blue Streaks.

[t5iv]

"My stay"? Look who started this thread.

You said that you retired. If I replace stay with visit, will that make you happier?

Smoking 4 tyres > Smoking 1 tyre

Lol!

Blue streak eagles brah, none of this expensive bob Jane stuff

Dude... Seriously....

[Bunta]

Lol! Can it take out the Unicorn?

Lol! Well played. With comments like this, we need you commenting here more often

What's been done to it? Also, I am officially inviting you to dinner with Jim Richards.

The cars are probably line ball, though he has better suspension and brakes, but I dont mind saying that Jay is probably the best driver I know by a significant margin so I doubt I beat him at anything lol

Oh no, not my dead standard motor how dare it not be an awesome dedicated drag car on its second run at the strip damn and blast to hell

Is your car awesome or shit? Because you talk about it like it is awesome...but as soon as some one challenges your times its a junker. So what is it?

Smoking 4 tyres > Smoking 1 tyre

True

Edited July 16, 2013 by Bunta

[Captain Natro]

You said that you retired. If I replace stay with visit, will that make you happier?

Lol!

Dude... Seriously....

Yes seriously everything I say in the whoretown should be taken as gospel truth

[Captain Natro]

The cars are probably line ball, though he has better suspension and brakes, but I dont mind saying that Jay is probably the best driver I know by a significant margin so I doubt I beat him at anything lol

Is your car awesome or shit? Because you talk about it like it is awesome...but as soon as some one challenges your times its a junker. So what is it?

True

It's awesome, just to clarify that for you

[Bunta]

Well in that case "its stock" "I had crap tyres" or " It was its second run" are no longer valid.

Its awesome and the time it ran is 13 sumthin sumthin in spite of being awesome. Thus closes the case of the people of whoretown vs natro. The court rules in the favour of the people of whoretown.

[Captain Natro]

.... Great now I have no one to argue with about crap while I sit at work

[Squizz]

The cars are probably line ball, though he has better suspension and brakes, but I dont mind saying that Jay is probably the best driver I know by a significant margin so I doubt I beat him at anything lol

Is your car awesome or shit? Because you talk about it like it is awesome...but as soon as some one challenges your times its a junker. So what is it?

True

All that says to me is you need to meet more drivers LOL

I agree that they would be similar around a circuit, but you should have me at the drags. The gearing in my 6 speed is not the greatest for the strip.

CoR33vettes are always awesome. In the same way that herpes just doesn't leave, to some people that's pretty awesome.

[Captain Natro]

Well in that case "its stock" "I had crap tyres" or " It was its second run" are no longer valid.

Its awesome and the time it ran is 13 sumthin sumthin in spite of being awesome. Thus closes the case of the people of whoretown vs natro. The court rules in the favour of the people of whoretown.

Objection on the grounds of duress...

[Squizz]

Objection on the grounds of duress...

DENIED