Whoretown - Now Interest Free

[LBR33]

Im bored

[zaffa]

Arghhh I'm a piratearghh1

[SMR33]

[zaffa]

You know how i know your gay...

[SMR33]

way to go thread killa

[R33S2]

An Irishman, Australian and American were having a few pints together when the American raises the subject of unfaithfulness.

"I think my wife is having an affair with a baseball player, I found a baseball glove under the bed this morning."

"Funny you should say that" said the Australian " I'm sure my missus is having an affair with a cricketer, I found a cricket bat under the bed yesterday."

"You're not going to believe this" replied the Irishman sincerely " My lady is having an affair with a horse. The other day I found a jockey under the bed."

[Silver_R34_GT-T]

Hahhahaha

[R33S2]

The nervous young bride became irritated by her husband's lusty advances on their wedding night and reprimanded him severely. "I demand proper manners in bed," she declared, "just as I do at the dinner table."

Amused by his wife's formality, the groom smoothed his rumpled hair and climbed quietly between the sheets. "Is that better?" he asked, with a hint of a smile.

"Yes," replied the girl, "much better."

"Very good, darling," the husband whispered. "Now would you be so kind as to please pass the c**t."

[Oblivion]

lmao tops joke.

[SMR33]

terry classic stuff

[SMR33]

oh and afternoon ladies

[shanef]

skylines suck major ass

[Silver_R34_GT-T]

why that shane?

[lilmike86]

let me guess shane. you having more problems arent you?

[shanef]

it didnt just blow the headgasket, it also f**ked the head

[lilmike86]

thats cool

[lilmike86]

[Oblivion]

it didnt just blow the headgasket, it also f**ked the head

ahh git farked man, that blows.

[lilmike86]

ouch shane, is it really badly f*cked?

[shanef]

ouch shane, is it really badly f*cked?

yep no joke. it didnt pass the hardness test and its got a 14thou bend in it