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she's sick right now, tonsillitis or something, but, just roll her over i say :wub:

also, what about lihn :P

remeber she's still on holidays till the 18th

:/

tonsillitis hey :O well is it conagiouse what would happened if she went down on me would my balls swell up?? :wub:

remeber she's still on holidays till the 18th

:/

tonsillitis hey :O well is it conagiouse what would happened if she went down on me would my balls swell up?? :wub:

discussion between friend and myself

Antho "its not cheating if your in different states."

Mike "i thought it was just different postcodes?"

:P

she doesnt do head, already tried. work desk would be good for it. it would just be another casual screw :wub:

discussion between friend and myself

Antho "its not cheating if your in different states."

Mike "i thought it was just different postcodes?"

:/

she doesnt do head, already tried. work desk would be good for it. it would just be another casual screw :wub:

i tell you hand jobs head jobs are not cheating....

just no kissing or screwing :wub:

or when your busted just say

"Yeah i fcuked her!! Lets talk about the word Fcuk! I Fcuked her but i make love to you"

thanks Eddie four that great line.

i tell you hand jobs head jobs are not cheating....

just no kissing or screwing :wub:

or when your busted just say

"Yeah i fcuked her!! Lets talk about the word Fcuk! I Fcuked her but i make love to you"

thanks Eddie four that great line.

lol yeah, he is a genius isnt he. will let you know how things go anyway :wub:

Meh feeling like shit... not so bad I can't post up a joke though!!

An attorney got home late one evening, after a very taxing day, trying to get a stay of execution for a client, James Wright, who was due to be hanged for murder at midnight. His last-minute plea for clemency to the Governor had failed and he was feeling worn out and depressed.

As soon as he got through the door at home, his wife started on him about: "What time of night do you call this? Where have you been?" and on and on. Too shattered to play his usual role in this familiar ritual, he went and poured himself a shot of whiskey and headed off for a long hot soak in the tub, pursued by the predictable sarcastic remarks.

While he was in the bath, the phone rang. The wife answered and was told that her husband's client had been granted his stay of execution after all. Finally, realising what a day he must have had, she decided to go upstairs to give him the good news.

As she opened the bathroom door, she was greeted by the sight of her husband's rear end as he was bent over naked drying his legs and feet.

"They're not hanging Wright tonight," she said. He whirled around and screamed, "FOR CRYING OUT LOUD! FOR CRYING OUT LOUD, WOMAN! ... DON'T YOU EVER STOP!?"

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