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three soldiers are on a plane, about to do a skydive. all from different countries. an englishmen, an american and an australian. they are doing this as part of international wargames or something. captian comes in "you guys are too heavy, ditch some weight or you chutes wont hold you well enough!"

hearing this the men start looking for things they dont need or want. The englishmen decides to throw backpack out "i'll pick it up when we get down there" he says. the american throws out a small black baton "wont really need that i think" he says. the australian is looking around his bag and other things trying to find something. all of a sudden the others hear "Oh f*ck!!!" it was the australian. he turns to the others and says "i just lost one of my grenades". the others look at each other shaking their heads.

the men land fine and arrive at the meet point. they see a man rubbing his head, like something hit him. they ask him what happened and he goes "this fudging backpack hit me from nowhere, wtf!?!" they keep walking. they see another guy rubbing his head, curiosity gets the better of them and they ask him what happened. "a bloody baton fell from the sky and hit me!" they keep walking trying not to make eye contact. next minute, some guy runs in laughing his head. "whats so funny?" the american asks. the man replies "i was just standing there a little while ago. i farted, and the house behind me blew up!"

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No it didn't have to be done :/

no it didnt, but it was amusing :wub:

what so quiet in here!!!

a little bit of talk about Karen coming on John and everyone goes quiet??

what is everyone waiting for the video??? :wub:

:P there's a video!!! how much?

Lee :wub:

Turbo bike ftw!! This one looks pretty mild but still a shitload of fun... same deal, don't click the link if you're at work or will get in trouble for going to a site with dodginess on it... otherwise clicky

Lee :wub:

Turbo bike ftw!! This one looks pretty mild but still a shitload of fun... same deal, don't click the link if you're at work or will get in trouble for going to a site with dodginess on it... otherwise clicky

is this an out cry for some loving Marc??? whats with all the dirty sites?? Karen spending to much time on the computer?? or is she just double clicking her mouse to much??

is this an out cry for some loving Marc??? whats with all the dirty sites?? Karen spending to much time on the computer?? or is she just double clicking her mouse to much??

No I'm disappointed you haven't offered your "services" to me while Linh has been gone :wub:

Mike i'll give you sexual favours if you want me, if you dont i'll force these sexual favours on to you :wub:

see

and sloppy isnt the word :wub:

Edited by lilmike86

Four Irishmen are sitting in a pub. One asks the others if they know what is the fastest thing in the world.

The first replies: "It is blinking. Have you ever seen yourself blink? No. That's because it's so fast."

The second disagrees: It is thinking. Before you know it there's a thought in your head it's so fast"

The third disagrees: "It is electricity. No sooner have you turned the switch and the light goes on."

The fourth (who asked the question) tells them: "You are all wrong. The fastest thing in the world is diarrhea. The other night before I could blink, think or turn the light on I'd filled my pants!"

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