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bahahahahaha quiet you!

I bet you typed it into word and did a spell check hence the slow response :laugh:

point is you still know i said u smell like poo poo's

*giggles*

*hand sign* what EVAR girlfriend!!! Anyway, how did you know I'd just farted :devil:

:devil:

Lol nah I'm at work, and it keeps interrupting my whoring.

*hand sign* what EVAR girlfriend!!! Anyway, how did you know I'd just farted :devil:

:laugh:

Lol nah I'm at work, and it keeps interrupting my whoring.

*snaps fingers in a z pattern*

oh no u di'dn!!!

:P

I know all that has to do with farts... some say it's a gift :huh:

Yeah i'm just death staring people that walk past my desk so they don't talk to me for fear of getting shanked....

tricky bastards have started to e-mail me though

:devil:

*hand sign* what EVAR girlfriend!!! Anyway, how did you know I'd just farted :devil:

:laugh:

Lol nah I'm at work, and it keeps interrupting my whoring.

dont you just hate when work get in the why??

was it a wet fart marc? or a Silent but deadly? or was it an old jaloppy fart?? are you now turteling??

*raises cyborg arm high over shoulder and extends bionic fingers*

oh yeah!

don't even try ass hat!!

:P

Ass hat?? Why i oughta.....

meh.. CBF now.....

come to dinner let me meet this new trouble stirrer, who has all the little boys on SAU typing one handed!!

after you posted that photo of your self did you notice the all went quiet? :devil:

*snaps fingers in a z pattern*

oh no u di'dn!!!

:devil:

<black woman>Am I right Ricki?</black woman>
I know all that has to do with farts... some say it's a gift :laugh:
Is that so... aroma? Can you guess what I had for dinner? Was there follow through?
Yeah i'm just death staring people that walk past my desk so they don't talk to me for fear of getting shanked....

tricky bastards have started to e-mail me though

:devil:

Autoreply ftw
dont you just hate when work get in the why??

was it a wet fart marc? or a Silent but deadly? or was it an old jaloppy fart?? are you now turteling??

Ass hat?? Why i oughta.....

meh.. CBF now.....

come to dinner let me meet this new trouble stirrer, who has all the little boys on SAU typing one handed!!

after you posted that photo of your self did you notice the all went quiet? :devil:

BAHAHAHAHAHA

u mean this one?

post-32540-1169519306.jpg

LMAO can u blame them i'm a beef cake with a gunshow!!!!

:devil:

yeah i'm kinda a big deal....

ha ha ha

Sif :laugh:

*snaps fingers in a z pattern*

oh no u di'dn!!!

:devil:

I know all that has to do with farts... some say it's a gift :laugh:

Yeah i'm just death staring people that walk past my desk so they don't talk to me for fear of getting shanked....

tricky bastards have started to e-mail me though

:devil:

Death staring you say?? either they are thinking your constipated or really horny and want them BADDD!!

are you using out look? just use the function that automaticall sends them a reply email saying your out of the office.... he he he i do it all the time.....

now if only i could send them computer viruses for sending me shitty jobs...

<black woman>Am I right Ricki?</black woman>

Is that so... aroma? Can you guess what I had for dinner? Was there follow through?

Autoreply ftw

ha ha ha u mean out of office reply or whatever?

:devil: bery shneaky!

:devil: @ am I right Ricki?!

LMAO

*WAVES ARMS AROUND LIKE A LUNATIC*

"YOU DON'T KNOW ME! YOU DON'T KNOW ME!!!!"

was it a wet fart marc? or a Silent but deadly? or was it an old jaloppy fart?? are you now turteling??
I believe it's called the "chopper"
come to dinner let me meet this new trouble stirrer, who has all the little boys on SAU typing one handed!!

after you posted that photo of your self did you notice the all went quiet? :devil:

Pfft I think if people were after a left-handed website, the last place they'd be is SAU :devil:

Fry: Back in my day, the internet was only used for downloading pornography!

Death staring you say?? either they are thinking your constipated or really horny and want them BADDD!!

are you using out look? just use the function that automaticall sends them a reply email saying your out of the office.... he he he i do it all the time.....

now if only i could send them computer viruses for sending me shitty jobs...

BAHAHAHAHA

all the men here are all very aware how much they repulse me :devil:

constipated is probably a more feasible excuse....

i just need to use this face :devil:

I believe it's called the "chopper"

Pfft I think if people were after a left-handed website, the last place they'd be is SAU :devil:

Fry: Back in my day, the internet was only used for downloading pornography!

ha ha ha ha

Bender last night

"so what'll it be baybeh? My place.... or you?"

:devil:

HA HA HA

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