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i`ll tie the cat down tonight to the track and video tape it :)

no, soak the kat in kero then tape it down to the tracks, when the train starts moving the electricity will set the cat on fire, then put a big sharp spike on the end of the train and watch :D

ok, i'll admit that was a little too evil :)

Edited by lilmike86
yeh, thats him!

bet he hasn't done any shit to it though like he said he's done.

his mum spoils him hey? i would of thought it be his super-daddy lawyer he has.

rofl

yeah i doubt he has either...

hung a bit of shit on me and my mate since we are more into track days, motorkhanas and stuff...

openly told us how he likes to drift in some industrial estate - then the topic of insurance came up and he told us he didnt have any. and that if he crashed the skyline his parents would buy him another one. then blah blah RB26 transplant for drifting, blah blah.

if i recall correctly, his parents run an metal yard.

p.s - 40ppp :)

if i recall correctly, his parents run an metal yard.

p.s - 40ppp :)

rofl!

a metal yard?

no wonder he's dumb as shit

he probably got his in the head with flyin metal on a day to day bases when he was yonger

and played around in the dumpster of a place.

:)

yes...yes you did mike and i am now scarred for life.

did you see oprah troy? did you? you can tell me.......its ok troy. just calm down and breathe. its gone now, you'll be fine. now lets never speak of that again :)

did you see oprah troy? did you? you can tell me.......its ok troy. just calm down and breathe. its gone now, you'll be fine. now lets never speak of that again :)

man! did u see that women's ass?

its as wide as a football oval with dead grass thats never had water before!

man! did u see that women's ass?

its as wide as a football oval with dead grass thats never had water before!

only the acidic sweat of the hose-beast herself filled with the laughter and tears of american idiots compressed into droplet form. purely diabolical indeed. only such a thing could come out of the United States.

:) <- oprah at lunch time

only the acidic sweat of the hose-beast herself filled with the laughter and tears of american idiots compressed into droplet form. purely diabolical indeed. only such a thing could come out of the United States.

:) <- oprah at lunch time

if u think only such things like that can come out of america

wait till u see wat the afgani's can pull out of there ass.

trust me, its one serious threat to the whole world when u see wat can come out of there ass!

if u think only such things like that can come out of america

wait till u see wat the afgani's can pull out of there ass.

trust me, its one serious threat to the whole world when u see wat can come out of there ass!

yes but the afgani's have beards...............wait, so does oprah? hmmmm..............this complicates things indeed.

maybe that explains the origins of the hose-beast known only as..............oprah winfrey..........and her gigantic ass!

*insert dramatic shock music*

Edited by lilmike86
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