Who Left The Gate Open and NO HOT CHICKS?

[Darkboy]

Never in my mind would I have thought that throwing a set of super advans on the car, could change the way those police look at me with loving eyes

I have not been jagged or pulled over by a cop in the 2 years I've had the 33. I've had these rims on for 2 weeks and in the space of last 5 days I've gazed twice at those imminent flashing lights in my rearview mirror!

They really love me im sure of it

Tonight I went to my girlfirend's aunties thai food shop for sum tucker and as I left and crossed the road towards the car, I can see a pigmobile sitting in the middle of the road on tramlines – no lights on. I sit in the car for a couple minutes with suspicion...they're still sitting there without any sign of movement. The moment I turn the ignition key and drive off they follow me round the block until I hit the next set of lights and then...bwoit bwoit!!

This sexy officer thought i might have been too sexy for my car. She asked me "are you all rite...well are ya...are you sure of that...here blow into this!" I think she was so gutted when the breatho cameback as 0.00 as she couldnt take advantage of me like i was a drunk bloke as im just so loveable

Anyway I say... "It intrigues me to think why a cop car is sitting on tramlines in the middle of the road doing sqaut."

But i think she was just looking for hot guys like me to chat too, which is ok. I love everyone.

So now her young partner who looks a LOT less sexy than me comes to the window..."How big is that?" I say..."3.5 inch" He says...No, I mean "that". I say..."oh the that...thats 12inchs".

"Is it louder than 98 DB?..." I reply "when i have all the hot chicks in my room it is"

Anyway he goes on and on bout I.C.E. and how he has some and it pulls chicks

After I told him I only got pulled over a few days earlier he appeared to instantly lose interest and pack up shop as the cop who pulled me over had better I.C.E. than me

So no ticket but fark I was firing the way home over more love from the female officer.

Those damn advans and attracting the wimmin

dont bag the Victoria Police on this forum, cheers-R31Nismoid

[**JaR**]

lol....

yeah. damn advans....

[R31Nismoid]

Yeah, damn advans and being hot eh?

[Mr. Oizo]

Jumpsuit Chick #1: We are not guys. We are hot chicks

[justin911]

hehe edited version is quite amusing

[Darkboy]

[Yeah, damn advans and being hot eh?]

hmm...I never realised how modest I am

[Ronin 09]

WTF?

[dan22]

[Yeah, damn advans and being hot eh?]

hmm...I never realised how modest I am

what colour advans do u have on?

[inark]

lmao i thought someone must have had some fun with that post while i was reading it.

reads quite well very entertaining

[ToF]

lol no wonder that post seemed odd.

[TracidTrax]

this thread is useless without pix

[R31Nismoid]

lmao i thought someone must have had some fun with that post while i was reading it.

reads quite well very entertaining

Not bad for a late-night edit eh?

hehe, i was feeling creative as opposed to nazi last night

[**JaR**]

lol edited version is amusing

notice how it still says "pigmobile" but lolzerz.

[KamikazeR33]

haw haw

if theres ever a cop near by that u think is waiting u just get into ur car, then get out again n walk away

[adznight]

Haha, interesting read. Reminds me of the time my street was blocked off, apparently someone had been shot down the street.....nice huh. Anyhoo the police that were blocking street were the two hottest female officers I've ever seen. I thought somone had ordered me some early birthday dancers. I'm not sure that they were impressed with me leering at them from my 34 though but what a way to be defected huh!