SAu Stagea Section Family Tree

[funkymonkey]

sif you bunch of horse and wagon drivers would ever be the product of my glorious seed.

[Terminal]

I think i'm Adopted then....

[Ska]

Yeah but that was after we gave you up for adoption!

[FLYSLY]

Hahaha top thread, ill claim demented demon child lol

[qikstagea]

guess im not family then...

i think im more like one of those annoying neighbours or something that keeps rocking up to borrow shit and throw in their two cents.

[muck]

can i be the spoilt child that gets all teh stagea hand me downs

[3intheBack]

can i be the spoilt child that gets all teh stagea hand me downs

Mucko, you can be whatever you want, but unfortunately the hand-me-downs are gonna be clapped out old commo's, toyota's etc, nothing with a turbo attached.

While on the subject of turbo 's - if a fitting a bigger turbo is like a penis extension, then what does that make it when the turbo prematurely blows up??

On a more sentimental family note, I dont know about you guys, but when I log on I always scroll to the bottom of the page to see who else is logged on and say (in my head) hello to you all. Wouldnt it be good to have SAU set up to send a 'nudge' messenger style, just to say hi diddly ho fellow wagoners.

From some strange reason I feel for the Black sheep over in Perth since we've all logged off and gone to bed when he's just finished tea - must be lonely way over in the west.

So on that note, it's getting late, so good night Dad, good night jim bob, good night marylou...

[CruiseLiner]

perth is the best

im a silver sheep not a black one

[Ska]

While on the subject of turbo 's - if a fitting a bigger turbo is like a penis extension, then what does that make it when the turbo prematurely blows up??

You know I get at least 100 emails a day that could cure your premature problem.....

[Wildcat]

perth is the best

im a silver sheep not a black one

ahhhh no Brad...im the silver sheep.....now dont argue with the woman

Your definately the black sheep

[Ska]

ahhhh no Brad...im the silver sheep.....now dont argue with the woman

That would make MrGTST the "animal lover" of the family?

[Wildcat]

^^^absolutely........he has a thing for animals

[MrGTST]

^^^absolutely........he has a thing for animals

Only when they are in soft/plush toy form

[funkymonkey]

You people make me sick. There's peadophilia, impotency, beastiality and incest rife in the stagea community.... and this thread is proof.

[mcnamg]

so whos going to volunteer to be the necrophiliac??

[66yostagea]

If Funky is a 90yo Granny, then she is too old for me.

I think i'd be happier with a 22yo.

[GoldZilla]

I've gotta say, I have no idea where I fit into the family.

Suggestions?

[Ska]

I've gotta say, I have no idea where I fit into the family.

Suggestions?

so whos going to volunteer to be the necrophiliac??

Guess you just volunteered?

[AMS]

hahah this thread is golden

[mike40sydney]

i guess that makes me the wannabee next door lmao