Friday Funny

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The Washington Post's Mensa Invitational once again asked

readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by

adding, subtracting, or changing of one letter, and supply

a new definition. Here are the 2005 winners:

1. Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which

renders the subject financially impotent for an

indefinite period.

2. Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which

lasts until you realize it was your money to start with.

3. Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.

4 Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the

purpose of getting laid.

5. Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.

6 Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit

and the Person who doesn't get it.

7. Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are

running late.

8. Hipatitis: Terminal coolness.

9. Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease. (This one got extra

credit.)

10. Karmageddon: It's like, when everybody is sending off

all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the

Earth explodes and it's like, a serious bu mmer.

11. Glibido: All talk and no action.

12. Arachnoleptic fit (n.): The frantic dance performed

just after you've accidentally walked through a spider

web.

13. Caterpallor (n.): The color you turn after finding half

a worm in the fruit you're eating.

Andrew