Bored at the office?

[Jimbo2000]

Well try the following "dares" to make your

working day a bit more exciting. Each dare has a point attached to it and

to make the game more exciting only the player (which is you)should know

what the dare is. Good Luck!!

1 - POINT DARES:

- Run one lap around the office at top speed.

- Groan out loud in the toilet cubicle (at least one other 'non-player'

must be in the toilet at the time).

- Ignore the first five people who say "good morning" to you.

- To signal the end of a conversation, clamp your hands over your ears and

grimace.

- Leave your zipper open for one hour. If anyone points it out, say,

"Sorry,I really prefer it this way".

- Walk sideways to the photocopier.

3 - POINT DARES:

- Say to your boss, "I like your style" and shoot him with double-barrelled

fingers.

- Babble incoherently at a fellow employee then ask, "Did you get all that,

I don't want to have to repeat it."

- Page yourself over the intercom (do not disguise your voice).

- Kneel in front of the water cooler and drink directly from the nozzle.

5 - POINT DARES:

- At the end of a meeting suggest that, for once, it would be nice to

conclude with the singing of the national anthem (extra points if you

actually launch into it yourself).

- Walk into a very busy person's office and while they watch you with

growing frustration, turn the light switch on/off 10 times.

- For an hour, refer to everyone you speak to as "Bob".

- Announce to everyone in a meeting that you "really have to go do a number

two."

- After every sentence say "mon" in a rally bad Jamaican accent. As in,

"the report's on your desk, mon". Keep this up for one hour.

- In a meeting or crowded situation, slap your forehead repeatedly and

mutter, "Shut up, damn it, all of you just shut up!"

- Repeat the following conversation 10 times to the same person: "Do you

hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, it's gone now."

- Speak with an accent (French, German, Porky Pig etc) during a very

important conference call.

- Present meeting attendees with a cup of coffee and biscuit, smash each

biscuit with your fist.

- During the course of a meeting, slowly edge your chair towards the door.

[Jimbo2000]

maybe a case of "welcome to last week" but, meh.

[S4PLAY]

man u must be bored... lol

1 and 3 point dares i've done before... but 5's.... man their going a bit far for a 2nd year Real Estate "Kid".

[MacK]

hahaha! JIMBO ive tried the , "I like your style" and shoot him with double-barrelled

fingers.

My co workers cracked up so bad and i ended up walking away laughing with my boss not knowing wat i was on about! hahah

[PranK]

yea, my boss is too cool and would prolly do this shit back at me.

[Mr.GotRice]

those dares ...

far out ~~

so gronky

[FOB-80Y]

bored at work and so tempted to do these but cant! ....

funny thread though.