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Some easy ones but my favs

"the doctor said i wouldn't have so many nose bleeds if i kept my finger out of there"

"my cats breath smells like cat food"

"hi principal skinner, hi super-nintendo chamers"

"my worm went in my mouth, and then i ate it"

Some easy ones but my favs

"the doctor said i wouldn't have so many nose bleeds if i kept my finger out of there"

"my cats breath smells like cat food"

"hi principal skinner, hi super-nintendo chamers"

"my worm went in my mouth, and then i ate it"

oh ralph wiggum the one and only lol

One of my all time favorites..

"You'll rule the world from beyond the grave.."

"INDEED!!"

"Or Check into a psycho ward, which ever comes first eh.."

Classic film by John Carpenter Starring Kurt Russell :P

Edited by MKDR33
quote:

Ain't nobody a badass with a double dose of rock salt that deep in their tits. Not havin tits as fine or big as yours, I can't even imagine how bad that shit must sting... yet I don't want to, neither.

KILL BILL

couple from my favorite tv show

Nelson: Is that a computer game?

Randy: No, artard, it's an MMORPG. These are real people I'm playing with. See, I'm a hunter, level 2. I can chat with all these other people. I can even wave to this guy, see? Hello. (his character waves to another

character, who waves back). In the outside world, I'm a simple geologist, but in here… I am Valkorn, Defender of the Alliance. I've braved the Fargo Deep Mine, defeated the bloodfish at Jarrod's Landing--

(the nerd's character kills Randy's character)

Nelson: Hmm. Looks like that guy just killed you.

Randy: What? Why? WHY?!

and...

Cartman: Clyde, Clyde! If you had a chance right now to go back in time and stop Hitler, wouldn't you do it? I mean, I personally wouldn't stop him because I think he was awesome, but you would, right?

Clyde: I'm just gonna stop playing.

Cartman: When Hitler rose to power there were a lot of people who just stopped playing. You know who those people were? The French. Are you French, Clyde?

Clyde: No.

Cartman: Voulez-vous coucher avec moi, Clyde?

Clyde: Alright, alright. I'll do it

Fast and furious...

"thats a HUUUGE bitch!"

First it was in Duece Biggalo

"Oxygen gets you high. In a catastrophic emergency your taking giant panic breaths. Suddenly you become euphoric, dosile, you accept your fate. Its all right here. Emergency water landing at 600 miles an hour, blank faces, calm as hindu cows."

Edited by Grant W

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