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Well i live on my own now, but i do have an old story about one i knew for a month or so (and moved out quickly as possible).

It was the worst.

I answer the ad for a guy and a girl, i meet with the girl who's lovely and we hit it off, i pay her rent and bond in advance and move in, think the guy's gonna be your typical bloke...boy was i wrong.

-Morbidly obese and never showered, which for obvious reasons gets really bad.

-Would stay in his room playing video games (which i don't mind, i used to play as much as he would have) but resulted in him never doing any chores.

-Would constantly fap to porn and play it loudly so i could hear it in my room.

-Would try and hit on me in the creepiest ways despite me having a boyfriend every time he left his den

Oh and the girl was never there, she was out every night. I ended up doing the same as her and crashing at my BF's house until i just got my own place.

Other than that, all my other housemates were lovely. Just 1 bad apple.

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Good stories. I have a couple but I think the best one is actually something that a friend did when sharing with his asshole brother and girlfriend.

He was a very non-confrontational kind of guy, very easy going. But he didn't take kindly to being psychologically tortured by his brother and girlfriend. You have to watch the quiet ones.

Revenge is a dish best served cold. In his case this meant most of the food products in his brothers fridge had various secret flavours added that can only come from a penis.

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