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I think most people wouldn't dare call her just in case it was a prank by some bored military brats or english teachers.

Then there's the ones who have nothing to lose...

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Then there's the ones who have nothing to lose...

the bored military and english teachers..... :dry:

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i still want to know if anyone else listened to the song? I thought it was quite a catchy tune... lol

Ok time to fess up guys

Which one of you TAS 2007 attendees couldnt help yourself?

Subject : Toyko Accomodation

G'Day Keiko,

My name is [REMOVED] and i live in Sydney , Australia . i read the offer you put on the web and must admit it looks rather tempting... i will be travelling through tokyo for a few days in january of next year but as for exact days arnt completely confirmed yet.

As to your proposition i attached some photos but would be also be keen to see a few more sexy photos of you before id commit to such a proposition... obviously the less clothes the better the chance. Also id need to know what sortve sexual activites you really like?? what gets you really horny??

:D

This is hilarious :D

My name is [REMOVED] and im 22 and live in Melbourne . A friend of mine from work forwarded me your webpage and it really got me thinking. Im going to [REMOVED] on business in two weeks and am really interested in catching up with you.

Im white, less than 35 years old, but sadly do not fit all your criteria. You see, im very ugly. People dont laugh at me when i walk down the street any more, but they do throw things, sometimes money. But i do have one good thing going for me - i have an enormous willy. It really is huge, you will love it! Some of the lucky women i have been with have compared my thrust to child birth. I will send you a photo of it if you reply nicely.

Now, my only concern with you is whether my giant member will fit in you. If had my fair share of "asian persausion" and generally, well, they are tight. And i am left as disappointed as pikachu, the day he found out about his magic powers not working anymore.

I've attatched a photo of myself, but not my "old fella", nothing is free sweetie, so if you can look past my obvious imperfections and see my inner beauty, i'd love to stretch your inner beauty!

yeah that second one was me.

You are a strange man Richard....Sounds like her place is going to get busy around the second week of January :D

ID SAY HER PLACE IS SEEING ABOUT 7 GUYS A DAY CURRENTLY..... IF YOUD WANT A PIECE OF THAT IS ANOTHER THING ...... JESUS

I GUESS ITS TRUE WHAT THEY SAY . . . .

she clearly indicate she's in it for the money

and the guys clearly indicate that it's for the sex

~~ my kinda thing..straight forward..no hard to get, beat around the bush...

sadly I'm asian =( whyy god whyy

No offense, but...

If you're white, in Japan, and you can't get laid for free, you might as well just stick with your right hand or turn gay. There are no excuses.

No offense, but...

If you're white, in Japan, and you can't get laid for free, you might as well just stick with your right hand or turn gay. There are no excuses.

The man speaks the truth

If you're white, in Japan, and you can't get laid for free, you might as well just stick with your right hand or turn gay. There are no excuses.

Thats alot of pressure for TAS :laugh:

No offense, but...

If you're white, in Japan, and you can't get laid for free, you might as well just stick with your right hand or turn gay. There are no excuses.

Here, here. :laugh: Even with keeping high standards.

wow so Japan's the only place where having dark skin dosen't get you laid?

LOL

Can't have white people getting laid exclusively can we!!! That goes against Hollywood stereotyping! :cry:

Maybe argue your point with Keiko Funky, you never know you might just get laid... :)

No offense, but...

If you're white, in Japan, and you can't get laid for free, you might as well just stick with your right hand or turn gay. There are no excuses.

atarimae, dudes. i used to get asked to have photos taken in the street by lil schoolgirls. was pretty cool.

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