In This Thread Usherly/342four/cinemaboy Will Review Movies

[dan_the_man]

lol a bad movie made worse

[342Four]

quick review

Initial D the movie

watch it not for the plot, but for the drifting

my rating: (mainly for the casting of the main character - very funny the way he drifts without really thinking about it)

[342Four]

nother quick review for dan

Stick It:

rebel girl gets caught by cops (again) and has option of either going to texan military college or vickerman gymnastics appreciation (or something like that)

thing is, 2 years ago, she walked out of the gymnastics world championships b4 the last routine, and handed a sure american gold away

so all these gymnists are bitchy at her, blaa blaa blaa, she is still very rebel, go to some championships, and she starts a fixing farce cause the judges were judging shit

dont look at me like that - my sis got it out, and i watched it for the comedic value, some parts were pretty funny, plus some of the girls were alright (specially in those leotards )

rating: .5

[dan_the_man]

nother quick review for dan

Stick It:

rebel girl gets caught by cops (again) and has option of either going to texan military college or vickerman gymnastics appreciation (or something like that)

thing is, 2 years ago, she walked out of the gymnastics world championships b4 the last routine, and handed a sure american gold away

so all these gymnists are bitchy at her, blaa blaa blaa, she is still very rebel, go to some championships, and she starts a fixing farce cause the judges were judging shit

dont look at me like that - my sis got it out, and i watched it for the comedic value, some parts were pretty funny, plus some of the girls were alright (specially in those leotards )

rating: .5

hmm interesting

[PRO-L20]

Dan, you left him without half ninjas to rate movies. I deeply feel for him. Ush Kush B'Gush, that was a very nice .5 on the end. Sometimes an entire Ninja (which we know are VERY powerful!) can be just too much, but sometimes theres just too little ninja.

[dan_the_man]

lol @ ush kush b'gush reference

[sam5709]

showgirls review please

[dan_the_man]

yeah hurry the f**k up with it

[dane spec33]

showgirls review please

on top of the review i would like to know how many breast's were oiled in the making of this movie.

[sam5709]

yeah hurry the f**k up with it

maybe hes not allowed to watch it

just joking

i couldnt believe it wen i saw that innocent young chick from "saved by the bell" in it, beeing the main character...... not that i was complaining

[dan_the_man]

havent seen it

[sam5709]

havent seen it

omg dan the man hasnt seen showgirls

[dan_the_man]

yeah guess i lucked out

[dane spec33]

It was on foxtel today, caught the last 45 mins. If only i was lonely

[sam5709]

It was on foxtel today, caught the last 45 mins. If only i was lonely

rofl, thats wen i watched a bit of it, yet again

and yes no one was home

[dan_the_man]

lol @ alone time with foxtel

[342Four]

memphis belle:

bout the crew of a flying fortress bomber called memphis belle

they have made 24 bomb runs without a scratch, and now the there 25th is there last, as they get to go home after this.

anyway, blaa, blaa, blaa, big party to commemorate there last mission, go out next day, cool scenes fighting the jerry fighters, some planes get shot down, as a consequence they are leading the whole bomb run, cant see the target due to cloud cover, decide to risk the turn around and go again, almost dont find it again, find it at the last second, bombs away

take a hit from some flak, 1 engine bursts into flame, have to go into a massive dive to put it out, loose lots a fuel cause hole in wing, limp back to england on 2 engines, they are the last plane back in, everybody is waiting anxiously

put landing gear out, only one goes out, they decide a belly landing, cept gear doesnt come back up, so have to put it down manually by hand

of course it gets down seconds b4 they land

the end

rating: :ninja:

might be watching 'Crank' 2day so stay tuned

Edited November 21, 2006 by usherly

[Topaz]

Use as a .5

[342Four]

done

[dan_the_man]

ooo crank. look forward to it

perhaps next time dont give away the end of the movie though