In This Thread Usherly/342four/cinemaboy Will Review Movies

[ix9]

crank is an AWESOME movie

i like the bit where he stuff $2k worth of coke up his nose in an attempt to stay high

look forward to your review usherly

ps usherly dont forget to take mum or dad with you to hire the movie, i hear its MA15+

sux2byoung

[AlphA]

Ahh we need warnings if we are going to post spoilers.

[ix9]

oh that wasnt a spoiler adam - ps watch the movie - its awesome!

[dan_the_man]

anyone got pics of our movie reviewer?

[342Four]

dont even think about it dan

uve seen me, thats all u need to no

[dan_the_man]

i forget so easily

[Munkyb0y]

pics or ban !!!

[dan_the_man]

u heard him ush

[342Four]

nup ive posted pics b4

not again

[ix9]

lolsanddune rollypolly

[342Four]

yeah, but in the wasteland if ur willing to look

[fr0st]

I got your back dan

I am never posting high res pics of me on the net

[sam5709]

I got your back dan

I am never posting high res pics of me on the net

BAHHAHA rofl

[dan_the_man]

I got your back dan

I am never posting high res pics of me on the net

HAHAHA wait... his hand were in the air? what was up my bum bum then?

lol frost i have a pic of u from drag warz on dvd

[fr0st]

I think thats why you have a disappointed look on your face

is that the group photo one?

if so, bring it

[dan_the_man]

I think thats why you have a disappointed look on your face

is that the group photo one?

if so, bring it

lol yeah its a high res one

[342Four]

ohh ohh ohh rofl

oh rofl, ohh damn that hurts my sides

[ix9]

this is not funny at all

you kunts have totally fagged this thread

im going to take a shower

[Boostzor]

Can i do a review too?

The Black Dahlia:

I was thinking of making a bunch of comments about how this almost seems exactly the same as LA confidential but with no charecter development and less plot line and that scarlett saves the day with those big red lips bu as they say, a picture tells a thousand words. Brain De Palma does not make any sense!!

[342Four]

yeah - the black dahlia looked pretty gay

crank:

guy wakes up to find that he has been injected with this "chinese shit" a "bankok cocktail" of drugs that cause his body to produce too much inhibatants which cause his heart to slow down. he starts to feel drowsy and takes off to his doc and finds that when he drives his car flat out he doesnt feel drowsy anymore

as it works out, the dude that injected him left a dvd recording and so he is out to get him

his doc is away but tells them that he needs a lot of some shit that will block the inhibitants, either that or he has to produce mass adrenaline - ie rooting his gf in public in chinatown, driving cars really fast, shooting lots of people, stealing lots of cars etc etc you no the story

finish is really gay tho, as he finds out that he is double crossed somewhere along the line (and no im not going to spoil the ending - just that it is really gay)

rating (hard to rate this one):

the extra half was for the action and shit - which was good, but story line lacked something, thus not 4 ninjas