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how many times do you pass a commodore full of fags and they yell "get a real car" or "plastic crap" all the time.. the best is when you get the real skinny trev with the really big big girl friend who is also deacked out in her HSV jacket, pitty is its 37 degrees outside, and she decides to hang out the window and have a go at ya.. so in the hsv toolkit im thinking his and hers hsv jackets, and maybe some deoderant..

"...and maybe some deoderant.."

Gold :(

Maybe a spare set of rose coloured glasses.

mmmm pointy...more gold :)

If no one wants to tackle the Nismo Toolkit how about the Ricer Toolkit

1. Subwoofer...20 Gigawatts of awsoma powa

2. Neons...and lots of um!

3. Shopping list...must have TRD if its a Nissan

3. Some kinda decal proclaiming him to be a Bad Boy or her a Bad Bitch

4. BOV...turbo optional

5. This guage ...

6. and this body kit

I don't believe any one has mentioned a spare pair of thongs in times of a break down (power steer pump failure, overheat, diff breakage) and that 10mile walk in your black jeans and HSV jacket. :D

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and for the ricers toolkit...

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A spare neon and associated tools required for figment. God forbid the neon should blow on a friday or sat night down the main cbd street. ;)

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