Nerds Make Better Lovers

[donkey_punch]

QUOTE(phatboi2010 @ 13 Dec 2006, 04:35 PM) *

ha ha ha could it be due to that fact that you found out last night that your Missus used to date Ben (83nno) on this Forum, Fark me its a Small World.

she was more shocked to actually see him there but i couldnt really care less since i actually knew wat happened between them.

some seriously funny stuff happened last night that was well worth a good laugh.

i didnt even recognise her at first, but when i figured it out i was a bit WTF!!!!

anyways good luck man i hope you are happy.

[Mushroom]

i'm not a nerd i'm a mushroom what does it say about that??

[donkey_punch]

a) I dont drink beer

b) I dont drive a ford or holden

c) I aint no billy smokin pot head

d) I aint no woodridge dumpster kid or ipswich abo walkin the train lines.

and you dont have to do any of these things to be classed a bogan.

[n15m0]

he he he my deffintions of hot chicks....

any order, i'm not picky

P.S. As you can see i really dont have a thing for Blondes....

Dude,

You n me have the same taste...hook me up with a url!

[Rhinorebel]

With my ever advancing age, it seems to me that a few cliche'd phrases are worth mentioning.

"Love the one you're with"

"Can't buy love"

"One you turn down is one you will never get!"

"broad minded persons........ bless them"

"Better to have loved and lost than to have never loved"

"Be gentle, it is my first time......"

All good stuff I think. And yes, I do believe John has some bogan qualities, but they aren't all bad. At least he doesn't have a mullet...... Cannot stand the mullet!!!!

[Nismo_Boy]

i'm not a nerd i'm a mushroom what does it say about that??

You like to hurt Mario?

[Silver_R34_GT-T]

he he he my deffintions of hot chicks....

any order, i'm not picky

P.S. As you can see i really dont have a thing for Blondes....

Hmm fine choice Lee

[impact_blue]

Bahahaha. We are all bogans. Admit it.

Einstein: there is nothing wrong with underdressed... being overtanned shits me. Nothing grosser than an orange chick (next time you see Andy, ask him about Agnese and what she looked like after she got out of the pool ). Overmakeup'd... hrmmm... if done well, makeup can look good. And underintelligent. Well... are you referring to anyone in particular *puts on foul blonde wig and giggles at piece of bark on ground*

Lee: I like your style ;) GO THE BRUNETTES

[ze_flexy_1]

simple awnser ! hot chicks arent worth spending rest of ur life with on the other hand Beautiful women are worth all the trouble,, but all women are beautiful... . hence women cant live with them or without them .. but yeah john are you picking up again jks

HEY! well Ian classify's himself as a "NERD".......Really it doesnt matter what steriotypes are better in the sack,

It all matters in the siiize!

Nah jokes, really this whole thing shouldnt be figured out, a girl like a guy who she find attractive, someone who will teach her many things (Doesnt have to be nerd related things) someone who puts up with her, and all the while being able to keep thier cool at tricky obstacles that go through the realationship (called "working as a team)

I would never say that there is an ovious difference between nerds performance in the sak, to anyone else.

I think rather than thinking who' goes with who and getting all caught up in DEFINING who a smart buisiness girl is, or who a nerd is ......OR yes even who a BOGAN is!

Really when it comes down to the point in the sack, its the guys who think less of the plesure and worry about the little things to make the chicks feel even better..

i think, actually, that i'm gonna disagree with all of this and say nerds make better partners, not necessarily better lovers

lovers implies sex, and casual sex is usually in animal form

so the dirtiest broad minded persontiest folks you can find =P

lol i think im going to stay neutral when it comes to nerds being great lovers or partners....it all depends ....and this dicussion could go on forever if we dont look at the simpler sides.

and

hehe who siad casual sex is usually in animal form?.... it could be sympathy sex ...or just plain sex, orrrr geese i dunno, but doubtedly casual sex isnt that desperate allways to have animal sex

I am an accountant and I am neither a nerd nor a "hot guy". That said I have a smart and hot missus...go figure

Figured.......no one should be categorised, thats just lame.

[Mushroom]

well mario trys to take my princess each time, so yes he will be hurt

[dangerous_daveo]

With my ever advancing age, it seems to me that a few cliche'd phrases are worth mentioning.

"Love the one you're with"

"Can't buy love"

"One you turn down is one you will never get!"

"broad minded persons........ bless them"

"Better to have loved and lost than to have never loved"

"Be gentle, it is my first time......"

All good stuff I think. And yes, I do believe John has some bogan qualities, but they aren't all bad. At least he doesn't have a mullet...... Cannot stand the mullet!!!!

Dave, your not going all emo on us are you!?

[dano4127]

what a load of crap! I dont really see the need catogorise people into being nerds or being cool anymore what are we all like 14 years old?

and if you really still go through life thinking about "cool groups" and "nerdy groups" you should re enrole in a school and get it out of your system!

[IanB]

im/I was a nerd, and I have a hot gf.

So neeeeer.

[LightAssassin]

I thought the saying for Mushrooms was "kept in the dark and fed shit". That's the one I hear the most... none of this grown so evil stuff!

While talking about people and love, there is a bird here at work looking for a decent guy around the 29-32 age bracket (she is 29). She says she doesn't want to be hooked up. She has no problem finding guys... but she really has bad taste, one of her ex's was a car thief... BASTARD!!!!

So I'm being an smartass and asking people if they know any decent guys who are 29-32 and are single. You can be a nerd if you please, or even not. If you believe me, PM me, or just dob your friends in here. I'm sure I can arrange a meeting (she's pretty easy going and clubs nearly every weekend).

[phatboi2010]

I thought the saying for Mushrooms was "kept in the dark and fed shit". That's the one I hear the most... none of this grown so evil stuff!

While talking about people and love, there is a bird here at work looking for a decent guy around the 29-32 age bracket (she is 29). She says she doesn't want to be hooked up. She has no problem finding guys... but she really has bad taste, one of her ex's was a car thief... BASTARD!!!!

So I'm being an smartass and asking people if they know any decent guys who are 29-32 and are single. You can be a nerd if you please, or even not. If you believe me, PM me, or just dob your friends in here. I'm sure I can arrange a meeting (she's pretty easy going and clubs nearly every weekend).

Sweet SAU Dating agency!!!

[Benno31]

hehe who siad casual sex is usually in animal form?.... it could be sympathy sex ...or just plain sex, orrrr geese i dunno, but doubtedly casual sex isnt that desperate allways to have animal sex

Figured.......no one should be categorised, thats just lame.

You forgot Break-up sex, mercy sex and hate sex. My 3 favorites.

[ZENNON]

I am an accountant and I am neither a nerd nor a "hot guy". That said I have a smart and hot missus...go figure

you must have a cool car its the only explanation!

[Mushroom]

Bugger i am only 26 ..........

Yes I am evil just ask Karen

[dangerous_daveo]

what a load of crap! I dont really see the need catogorise people into being nerds or being cool anymore what are we all like 14 years old?

and if you really still go through life thinking about "cool groups" and "nerdy groups" you should re enrole in a school and get it out of your system!

Umm... Dude, you really need to sit down, take a few deep breaths, and have a serious think about what life is really all about.

This topic is not serious.

[gts25t4door]

what a load of crap! I dont really see the need catogorise people into being nerds or being cool anymore what are we all like 14 years old?

and if you really still go through life thinking about "cool groups" and "nerdy groups" you should re enrole in a school and get it out of your system!

I am in the cool group I own a skyline

Women in general are hard to read as there are so many things going on in their minds, like "does there butt look big in her dress" or "she has the same shoes as me" and "she dances like a s**t". You see women are usually thinking about either about themselves or comparing themselves to other women, once you know this fellas it is easier to understand the female mind. (jks)

Also John I didn't see you waring a flanno on saturday night, nor dd I see you snogging your sister or brother so I dont think your a bogan.

Chris

PS. Lee any of those chicks are fine, which one do I get???