SA Wasteland?

[Nozila]

how do u find out the post count sam?

[Sambo33]

you click back to sa forum and then click on replies next to the thread

[Sambo33]

hey cillham, whats up?

[Nozila]

desperate housewifes.

[Nozila]

Who do the cops call?

[Sambo33]

[Nozila]

that site big-boys.com is friggin hilarious. check it out fellas/ladies.

[Sambo33]

hahaha, stupid cops

[Nozila]

have u guys left ur keys in your car before at all?

[Nozila]

i remember helping someone try to unlock there doors once with a piece of metal. hint* dont use metal it scratches the windows.

[Nozila]

hey will, where u at?

[Sambo33]

i locked my keys in my N12 EXA and scratched the paint pretty bad

[Sambo33]

yeah post something will

[Sambo33]

gtrGhosTDoGG11

[Maxx]

I left my key in my first car

I parked it in front of the "palaman house" at the first few days i got my lic.

which is a $80+ fine zone + tow away area i think?

i left the car and check if i can park over there

once i got back to the car, i found the door was locked!

and the engine was running too!!!

[Sl!m]

*cough*

locked my keys in my lancer plenty of times, but that is very easy to get open

[gtrGhosTDoGG11]

My first post in the wasteland! Yahoooooooo!

[Oosh]

I looked my keys in the boot of my old VP Commo, the car itself was unlocked but my sub box was blocking up the ski port so I couldn't climb thru from the back seat, ended up locking the rest of the car, catching the bus home to get the spare keys, and back again.

[Oosh]

Here's some pretty tasteless Schapelle Corby jokes doing the rounds:

* I was eating dinner in the city tonight and I walked past Schapelle Corby's beauty salon. It had a sign on the door, "Back in 20".

* Did you hear that Victa has released a new model of lawnmower? Its called the Victa "Corby", it holds 4Kg of grass and comes with a 20 year warranty.

* After being convicted Schapelle Corby was handed the death penalty by stoning, so she said, "Give me back my bag and a lighter, I'll do it myself".

* Have you heard of the new fragrance called CONVICTION? It's by Schapelle and lasts for 20 years.

[Nozila]

damn those jokes are quite harsh.